CAST: 4M, 7F, plus 1 role that can be either, optional chorus
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script: $7.25 Director’s book: $20.00
Piano score: $20.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $75.00
CD sampler H: $4.00
ROYALTY:
$75 First Performance
$75 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script: $7.25 Director’s book: $20.00
Piano score: $20.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $75.00
CD sampler H: $4.00
ROYALTY:
$75 First Performance
$75 Each Additional Performance
E-VIEWS & E-SCRIPTS
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Okay, class, pop quiz time. What do you get when you mix a young substitute teacher with a classroom full of the seemingly dumbest (and funniest) pupils found anywhere? A wise-cracking musical that’s sure to put a smile on the principal’s face, that’s what. When Miss Quackenbush takes over a class at the Little Red Schoolhouse, she soon discovers why the previous teacher had a nervous breakdown. Bad poetry, mice in the lunch boxes, and a student with the measles is enough to drive anyone crazy. Unless the likable but hare-brained pupils can pass a simple exam, they won’t advance to the next grade. It’s one inane answer after another as Miss Quackenbush tries to promote this bunch of block heads outta here. It won’t be easy, though. Read more...
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Piano score: $20.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $75.00
CD sampler H: $4.00
Director’s book: $20.00
Piano score: $20.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $75.00
CD sampler H: $4.00
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OROVILLE YMCA
OROVILLE, CA
OROVILLE, CA
SCHOOLHOUSE THEATRE ARTS, INC.
ELKRIDGE, MD
ELKRIDGE, MD
BOYD BUCHANAN SCHOOL
CHATTANOOGA, TN
CHATTANOOGA, TN
ODYSSEY PREPARATORY ACADEMY
GOODYEAR, AZ
GOODYEAR, AZ
BYERS SCHOOL DISTRICT 32-J
BYERS, CO
BYERS, CO
MISSOURI CITY MIDDLE SCHOOL
MISSOURI CITY, TX
MISSOURI CITY, TX
BIG HORN COUNTY SD #2
LOVELL, WY
LOVELL, WY
ST JAMES ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
RED BANK, NJ
RED BANK, NJ
CALHOUN COUNTY PUBLIC SCHOOLS
SAINT MATTHEWS, SC
SAINT MATTHEWS, SC
WALNUT BEND ISD
GAINESVILLE, TX
GAINESVILLE, TX
NORTH EAST ISD
SAN ANTONIO, TX
SAN ANTONIO, TX
HARRISVILLE WELLS MEMORIAL SCH
HARRISVILLE, NH
HARRISVILLE, NH
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT.
For production: E-Scripts
E-Scripts allow organizations to receive an emailed, printable PDF of the script within one business day without needing to prepay for scripts or royalties. This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of distribution rights for your entire cast.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Emailed E-script” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout.
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IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
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NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
