CAST: 4M, 7F, plus 1 role that can be any, optional chorus
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
Lyric Learner™: $55.00 each
CD sampler H: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$85 First Performance
$85 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
Lyric Learner™: $55.00 each
CD sampler H: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$85 First Performance
$85 Each Additional Performance
E-VIEWS & E-SCRIPTS INFO
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Okay, class, pop quiz time. What do you get when you mix a young substitute teacher with a classroom full of the seemingly dumbest (and funniest) pupils found anywhere? A wise-cracking musical that’s sure to put a smile on the principal’s face, that’s what. When Miss Quackenbush takes over a class at the Little Red Schoolhouse, she soon discovers why the previous teacher had a nervous breakdown. Bad poetry, mice in the lunch boxes, and a student with the measles is enough to drive anyone crazy. Unless the likable but hare-brained pupils can pass a simple exam, they won’t advance to the next grade. It’s one inane answer after another as Miss Quackenbush tries to promote this bunch of block heads outta here. It won’t be easy, though. Only a fool would want to leave this school. This easy-to-produce musical can accommodate any casting needs and is guaranteed to keep your audience rolling in the aisles. Snappy tunes such as ’To Be A Teacher,’ ’Recess’ and ’We’re A Dunce’ will put your production at the head of its class!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
Lyric Learner™: $55.00 each
CD sampler H: $4.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
Lyric Learner™: $55.00 each
CD sampler H: $4.00 each
Recess!
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CLAGUE PLAYHOUSE INC
WESTLAKE, OH
WESTLAKE, OH
ALASKA CHILDRENĘS CHOIR
PALMER, AK
PALMER, AK
JEFFERSON MIDDLE SCHOOL
COLUMBIA, MO
COLUMBIA, MO
CORPUS CHRISTI CATHOLIC SCHOOL
LAWRENCE, KS
LAWRENCE, KS
FORT WORTH ISD
FORT WORTH, TX
FORT WORTH, TX
HAMILTON COUNTY DEPT OF ED
CHATTANOOGA, TN
CHATTANOOGA, TN
FR. CAPODANNO CATHOLIC ACADEMY
STATEN ISLAND, NY
STATEN ISLAND, NY
ROBBIE MYLES
RESEDA, CA
RESEDA, CA
ALPINE BOARD OF EDUCATION
ALPINE, NJ
ALPINE, NJ
COLUMBUS CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT
COLUMBUS, OH
COLUMBUS, OH
CHRIST THE KING SCHOOL
EVANSVILLE, IN
EVANSVILLE, IN
ALIDA EINARSON
ST ANDREWS, MB CANADA
ST ANDREWS, MB CANADA
TRAILWOODS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
KANSAS CITY, MO
KANSAS CITY, MO
LARNED HIGH SCHOOL
LARNED, KS
LARNED, KS
COUNTY OF MCDOWELL BOE
WELCH, WV
WELCH, WV
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN INT'L SCH
BARCELONA SPAIN
BARCELONA SPAIN
CHRISTA WOLF
DALTON, OH
DALTON, OH
VALLEY PERFORMING ARTS
WASILLA, AK
WASILLA, AK
WINLOCK SCHOOL DISTRICT
WINLOCK, WA
WINLOCK, WA
SIERRA VISTA USD #68
SIERRA VISTA, AZ
SIERRA VISTA, AZ
REYDON PUBLIC SCHOOL
REYDON, OK
REYDON, OK
CAPITAN MUNICIPAL SCHOOLS
CAPITAN, NM
CAPITAN, NM
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Funny Business
This overview of high and low comedy defines all comedy genres: absurdism, tragicomedy, farce, and melodrama. A discussion precedes each type of comedy illustrated, explaining the comic devices used.
This overview of high and low comedy defines all comedy genres: absurdism, tragicomedy, farce, and melodrama. A discussion precedes each type of comedy illustrated, explaining the comic devices used.
Play Director’s Survival Kit
This book contains basic information for beginners and veterans. Including over fifty-five reproducible checklists, forms and samples, it will help you direct contemporary, period and musical plays.
This book contains basic information for beginners and veterans. Including over fifty-five reproducible checklists, forms and samples, it will help you direct contemporary, period and musical plays.
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
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- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
Get It Now! Immediate Downloads
Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
