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My Fair Limey

By Thomas Hischak


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CAST:  4M, 9F, optional extras
SET:  Interior saloon set
TIME:  About 75 minutes
Script:
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$60 Each Additional Performance

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Sharing Through Theatre Royalty Donation Program
It’s My Fair Lady meets the Old West in this fantastically clever spin-off of the Shaw classic.  Barclay Mellonford has relocated from the well-spoken land of manners and decorum — or more precisely, England — to Wildcat Crossing, a lil’ old town in the West.  He just has one problem:  no one can understand a word he says.  But Dixie Kline, a spunky, tough-talking cowgirl, thinks she can learn him how to talk like real folk, and she’s willing to put her money where her big mouth is.  She makes a bet with Amos Dabbs that she’ll have Barclay twangin’ like the rest of the ranchers when he gives a speech at the upcoming Grange meeting in one month.  As Barclay does his best to fit in, a slew of womenfolk visit him at Birdie’s Saloon to try and catch his eye.  There’s the refined school teacher, the flirtatious Sally and the Greensboro sisters, who are prone to giggling.  Storm clouds are a-brewin’, however, whenever Calhoun Bick rolls into the saloon looking for trouble.  With a surprise ending that’ll leave you pleased as punch, this new spin on an old yarn is sure to be your cup of tea!


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My Fair Limey

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SCHOOL DISTRICT OF GREENWOOD
GREENWOOD, WI
ELIZABETH RIGGS
BIBRA LAKE, WA  AUSTRALIA
ILLINI CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL
MASON CITY, IL
TRACY BOOTH
NORWALK, OH
NORTH COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL
BONNE TERRE, MO
KING'S CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
SALMON ARM, BC  CANADA
BISHOP RYAN CATHOLIC HIGH SCHL
MINOT, ND
RACHAEL GROSVENOR
KINGSLEY, PA
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This book has two major purposes:  to help secondary students enjoy the experience of doing readers theatre and to help students experiment with writing their own readers theatre script. 
 
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