CAST: 9M, 14F, optional chorus, doubling
SET: Interior Western hotel lobby
TIME: About 110 minutes
Script:
$7.75 each Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler W: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior Western hotel lobby
TIME: About 110 minutes
Script:
$7.75 each Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler W: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
E-VIEWS & E-SCRIPTS INFO
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If Moliére could see this Western farce of his medical plays, he’d laugh himself silly! Lucy Canary, the mayor’s daughter, loves Lester Goodbe, but her oppressive father insists that she marry Otis Lackginger, a rich, old coot with one foot in the grave. Lucy refuses, but when her father insists, she fakes losing her voice so she can’t say “I do.” Is there a doctor in the house?! Yes — three, in fact, and what a passel of phony medics they are! Dr. Pillpurge, the town quack has pills for every ailment. Medicine show con artists Dr. Abracadabra and his assistant, Princess Falling Star, make Lucy drink the foulest tasting tonics imaginable. What has Lucy gotten herself into?! Read more...
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler W: $4.00 each
Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler W: $4.00 each
Video Clips
LAWTON CHILES MIDDLE SCHOOL
OVIEDO, FL
OVIEDO, FL
TOWN OF JOHNSTOWN
JOHNSTOWN, CO
JOHNSTOWN, CO
LAKESIDE LUTHERAN HIGH SCHOOL
LAKE MILLS, WI
LAKE MILLS, WI
ADAMS CENTRAL COMMUNITY SCHOOL
MONROE, IN
MONROE, IN
SKAGIT ACADEMY
MT VERNON, WA
MT VERNON, WA
MONCTON CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
MONCTON, NB CANADA
MONCTON, NB CANADA
BEEMER COMMUNITY THEATRE
BEEMER, NE
BEEMER, NE
TRITON CENTRAL MIDDLE SCHOOL
FAIRLAND, IN
FAIRLAND, IN
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Perfect for classroom practice or for an evening of entertainment, middle school and high school teens will easily recognize themselves in these believable — and funny — school situations!
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Is There a Doctor in the House?
We Belong Together
Doctor Pillpurge Is Here!
Love is the Best Dang Doctor
Pills, Pills!
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We Belong Together
Doctor Pillpurge Is Here!
Love is the Best Dang Doctor
Pills, Pills!
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT.
For production: E-Scripts
E-Scripts allow organizations to receive an emailed, printable PDF of the script within one business day without needing to prepay for scripts or royalties. This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of distribution rights for your entire cast.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Emailed E-script” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout.
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NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
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- There are NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS on downloaded materials or distribution rights.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
