The Thing from Under the North Pole

Throw together a Hollywood film crew, a former mobster in the Witness Protection Program, an irate mob boss, an overzealous mayor, and the coldest place on Earth, and what do you get?  Hilarious hi-jinks, goofy one-liners, and salmon at every meal.  Set in frigid Nascaw, Alaska (not to be confused with Nassau, Bahamas), where temperatures above minus-thirty are considered "balmy," this play is filled with unexpected twists and side-splitting laughs.  Simple staging for a large cast with many starring roles.