CAST: Flexible cast of 22-30 (7M, 8F, plus 7-15 roles that can be any), optional chorus
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$9.00 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$9.00 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
In the nursery rhyme justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups — the detectives, who investigate the crime, and the magistrates, who prosecute the defenders. These are their rhymes.
The Inspector and the Punnish Sir (Yes, he’s always scrambling for egg puns!) have been called in to investigate a crime scene where a Mister Humpty Dumpty has been found shattered and fowl play is suspected. Can they solve the c-rhyme? With hilarious musical numbers like “Mountain of Love,” “Eggicide,” and “What the HONK Is Going On?,” the yolk’s on you if you think this tongue-in-cheek musical is for young children. There are so many puns and plot twists in this Law and Order spoof, even the playwrights were surprised by the ending!
The Inspector and the Punnish Sir (Yes, he’s always scrambling for egg puns!) have been called in to investigate a crime scene where a Mister Humpty Dumpty has been found shattered and fowl play is suspected. Can they solve the c-rhyme? With hilarious musical numbers like “Mountain of Love,” “Eggicide,” and “What the HONK Is Going On?,” the yolk’s on you if you think this tongue-in-cheek musical is for young children. There are so many puns and plot twists in this Law and Order spoof, even the playwrights were surprised by the ending!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks: $85.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
Law and Order: C‑rhyme and Pun‑ishment
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WEBSTER MIDDLE SCHOOL
WEBSTER, MA
WEBSTER, MA
PACHECO UNION SCHOOL DISTRICT
REDDING, CA
REDDING, CA
BARRE UNIFIED UNION SD
BARRE, VT
BARRE, VT
EAGLE MOUNTAIN-SAGINAW ISD
FORT WORTH, TX
FORT WORTH, TX
BAYTOWN CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
BAYTOWN, TX
BAYTOWN, TX
ARTISTIC CIVIC THEATRE
DALTON, GA
DALTON, GA
EAST MUSKINGUM MIDDLE SCHOOL
NEW CONCORD, OH
NEW CONCORD, OH
ST FRANCIS SCHOOL
BUFFALO, MN
BUFFALO, MN
SEEGER HIGH SCHOOL
WEST LEBANON, IN
WEST LEBANON, IN
STACY CLEAVELAND
ROCHESTER, MI
ROCHESTER, MI
VANGUARD ACADEMY
WEST VALLEY CITY, UT
WEST VALLEY CITY, UT
ETHEL LEVAN
TROY, NY
TROY, NY
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
E-Scripts allow organizations to receive an emailed, printable PDF of the script within one business day without needing to prepay for scripts or royalties. This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of distribution rights for your entire cast.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Emailed E-script” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout.
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- Only scripts can be emailed. Director’s books and music parts must be shipped at regular cost.
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will be able to download the available parts immediately after your credit card transaction is approved. A valid email address is required.
- Parts not available for download will be shipped at regular cost.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All material prices are the same, whether paper, digital, or photocopied.
- There are NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS on downloaded materials or distribution rights.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.