CAST: Flexible cast of 10 to 17 (minimum 3M, 4F, plus 3 roles that can be any)
SET: Simple interior sets
TIME: About 40 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior sets
TIME: About 40 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance

Daytime talk TV reaches new atmospheric heights in this intergalactic virtual comedy with fun costuming, simple effects, and a wild, wacky cast of space aliens, Earth monsters, and surprise guests!
Alien host of “Earth Talk Tonight,” Valendia Vortex, and her rambunctious invertebrate sidekick, Troq, are on the search for superior beings on the planet Earth. So they call upon the monsters of the world to prove their universal mettle! But vampire “Vladdy” is plain old batty. Frankenstein is frenzied. Wolfie is just a hyper pup. And Invisible Woman’s extraordinary gift is really no gift at all! Making matters more embarrassing for these mediocre monsters are their respective special guests, each more vexing than the monsters themselves. It turns out that some special powers aren’t as special as they seem and that intelligent life is in the eye of the beholder.
This fast-paced, funny, out-of-this-world one-act includes three optional commercial breaks for additional kooky cast members and a flexible run-time.
Alien host of “Earth Talk Tonight,” Valendia Vortex, and her rambunctious invertebrate sidekick, Troq, are on the search for superior beings on the planet Earth. So they call upon the monsters of the world to prove their universal mettle! But vampire “Vladdy” is plain old batty. Frankenstein is frenzied. Wolfie is just a hyper pup. And Invisible Woman’s extraordinary gift is really no gift at all! Making matters more embarrassing for these mediocre monsters are their respective special guests, each more vexing than the monsters themselves. It turns out that some special powers aren’t as special as they seem and that intelligent life is in the eye of the beholder.
This fast-paced, funny, out-of-this-world one-act includes three optional commercial breaks for additional kooky cast members and a flexible run-time.
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life on Earth (Virtual Play)
Video Clips

SHERMAN CENTRAL SCHOOL
SHERMAN, NY
SHERMAN, NY
HAMILTON CENTRAL SCHOOL
HAMILTON, NY
HAMILTON, NY
CREATIVE DANCE ARTS
ROUND LAKE, NY
ROUND LAKE, NY
JOHNSON MIDDLE SCHOOL
WALPOLE, MA
WALPOLE, MA
ST MILDRED'S LIGHTBOURN SCHOOL
OAKVILLE, ON CANADA
OAKVILLE, ON CANADA
KARI TURCAN
HAMPSHIRE, IL
HAMPSHIRE, IL
ELGIN ACADEMY
ELGIN, IL
ELGIN, IL
COULEE HARTLINE SD #151
COULEE CITY, WA
COULEE CITY, WA
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The Young Actor’s Book of Improvisation
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Electronic Script Information
For preview: E-Views
E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts within one business day of when your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
Get It Now! Immediate Downloads
Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.