CAST: Flexible cast of 15 (about 4M, 11F)
SET: Interior hotel lobby set
TIME: About 60 minutes
Script:
$8.50 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior hotel lobby set
TIME: About 60 minutes
Script:
$8.50 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance

Forget the boos and hisses — in this punny melodrama, your audiences will moo and hiss! Life is ’ruff’ in Woof Creek, and the Nein to Five Pet Store and Hotel is in the doghouse. The gold has run out, and all of the miners have left town, leaving their animals behind. Poor, sweet Polly Purina and her grandma, Kay Nein, are struggling to make ends meet at the pet store. They are overrun with animals but don’t have enough customers to pay their bills. Though they are about to lose their home and business, they don’t have the heart to turn away the cats, cows, dogs, pigs and snakes that the handsome animal rights advocate, Hugh Kandoit, brings to them. Just when it seems Polly and Kay will be forced into the streets, the devious duo, Ray Beeze and Kitty Litter, arrive in town, posing as a veterinarian and his assistant. They really just want the gold they know is hidden in the caves surrounding the Nein to Five, and they plot to strike it rich with an evil scheme! As the laughter builds, your audiences will meet one zany character after another: Barbara Blacksheep, Charlie Horse, opera singer April May June, banker Mort Gudge and more! It’s one joke after another as Ray battles Hugh, who’s used to handling snakes. Ray also must scuffle with a dog who has a death grip on the fiend’s nose! When justice prevails, Hugh and Polly discover puppy love! A few stuffed animals, your own animal noises and a simple set are all you need to leave your audiences howling with laughter. This play is the cat’s meow!
Additional products available:
The Vile Veterinarian
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OUR LADY OF LORETO SCHOOL
FOXFIELD, CO
FOXFIELD, CO
OAK ARBOR CHURCH SCHOOL
ROCHESTER, MI
ROCHESTER, MI
KLEIN ISD
KLEIN, TX
KLEIN, TX
KEIRON WILLIS
CHIPMAN, AB CANADA
CHIPMAN, AB CANADA
ONION SKIN PLAYERS
ONTARIO, OR
ONTARIO, OR
LA RITA PERFORMIMG ARTS
DALHART, TX
DALHART, TX
MANSFIELD CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
MANSFIELD, OH
MANSFIELD, OH
GEORGE JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
ROSENBERG, TX
ROSENBERG, TX
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Melodrama: Beyond the Boos and Hisses
The professional actors on this instructional video will demonstrate for both director and actors all the exclusive aspects that make melodrama a unique form of theatre.
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On Stage — Theater Games and Activities for Kids
The activities range from vocal warm-ups to improvisational scene work. Exercises in puppetry, mask making, costuming, makeup and set design, as well as several short scripts, round out the book.
The activities range from vocal warm-ups to improvisational scene work. Exercises in puppetry, mask making, costuming, makeup and set design, as well as several short scripts, round out the book.
Electronic Script Information
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Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts within one business day of when your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
Get It Now! Immediate Downloads
Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.