CAST: Flexible cast of 21 (7M, 8F, plus 6 roles that can be any)
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$65 First Performance
$65 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$65 First Performance
$65 Each Additional Performance
How can you go wrong with pirates AND zombies in an easy-to-stage wacky comedy?! A down-on-their-luck film crew has been sent to the swamps of a town near the Florida Everglades called Key Wurst to shoot a pirate film. The problem? They have no budget and no script. And the actors, who had to walk to this practically impossible to find locale due to lack of pay, are so exhausted they look like zombies! On the other hand, the locals, who congregate at Brenda’s Bistro and Bait Shop (the best place in town to eat) are so excited about the movie they volunteer to be actors! And resident horror novelist Steven Kingston, who’s written hundreds of scripts but has never been published, offers to help write the script. Meanwhile, in a separate storyline, trash collectors Freddy and Freda have to enter into witness protection after their incompetent lawyer advises them to report false information to the police about the mobster Big Mike. Where are they sent? Key Wurst, of course! When the mobster and his goons kidnap the lawyer, chase after Freddy and Freda and stumble onto the movie set, hilarity ensues! Big Mike is scared off, Freddy and Freda find a place to belong in Key Wurst and the movie “Swamp Pirate Zombies” becomes a blockbuster hit!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Swamp Pirate Zombies
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