CAST: 6M, 8F, optional doubling
SET: Interior office set
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$65 First Performance
$65 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior office set
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$65 First Performance
$65 Each Additional Performance
Lines fly faster than a winning racehorse in this hysterical, rapid-paced farce that reveals that truth really can be stranger than fiction! It starts out as an average day at Dreamhouse, Inc., a real estate agency where Katy Biddlemeyer is showing the ropes to new employee, Dena, while Florence looks for a babysitter for her pet parrot. Dena sees that another realtor, Jody, tends to, well... let’s say “twist the truth a bit” in order to close a sale. But the reality of the company’s last purchase from a bank is even funnier — along with the house, they also purchased everything in the house, which includes a racehorse and its handsome trainer! Before anyone can say “whoa,” Katy finds her office overrun by a sneaky, unforgiving psychiatrist, a demanding landlady, and the Better Business Bureau! No wonder the ladies are trying to hide the racehorse in their conference room! The trainer is on the lam because he stole the horse, and now a gangster shows up claiming to own the thoroughbred. Just when things are reaching a fever pitch, Katy’s father shows up arguing with her boyfriend. Katy, Jody, Florence, and Dena try to juggle this gang by diverting the others into different rooms, making up story after story to keep them apart, and even pretending to have the hiccups!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Straight from the Horse’s Mouth
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LYNNE RAYMOND
HERTFORD, NC
HERTFORD, NC
SUZANNE HOLLENBECK
EDGEMONT, SD
EDGEMONT, SD
THEATERVERLAG KALIOLABUSTO
MESSEN, SOLOTHURN SWITZERLAND
MESSEN, SOLOTHURN SWITZERLAND
VAUGHN HARDMAN
EULESS, TX
EULESS, TX
JAMES RIVER HIGH SCHOOL
BUCHANAN, VA
BUCHANAN, VA
JOY D WINDT
GRAND RAPIDS, MI
GRAND RAPIDS, MI
MEDICINE VALLEY PUBLIC SCHOOL
CURTIS, NE
CURTIS, NE
ST JOSEPH CATHOLIC CHURCH
TABER, AB CANADA
TABER, AB CANADA
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Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.