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Stop the Presses!
or...  She’s Not My Type


By Tim Kelly


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CAST:  Flexible cast of 12 (about 5M, 7F), optional extras
SET:  Interior newsroom set
TIME:  About 60 minutes
Script:
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$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance

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Sleazy Tab Lloyd, a nasty villain, is running for mayor, but Miss Aspen Print won’t endorse him.  Instead, she writes articles supporting his opponent, an honest, yet highly opinionated politician named Edward Torial.  Lloyd has two allies, a cabbage head accomplice named Panhandle and a clever jewel thief by the name of Chiffon Delure (watch out for her!).  Naturally, Sheriff Jack Newsworthy is in love with Aspen.  But being predictable doesn’t spoil a melodrama’s fun!  You’re audiences will watch what happens when Lloyd wins the election via trickery.  They’ll see what happens when a Pony Express rider shows up without his pony!  They’ll gasp as the mystery of Swampwater Sam is solved.  They’ll applaud good citizens like Mrs. Pickles, Mrs. Grisley, and sleepwalking Granny.  And they’ll shudder as freedom of the press is threatened when Sleazy Tab Lloyd gains control of “The Clarion” and stuffs each issue with utter nonsense:  ’Man-Eating Kangaroo Found in Tucson Hotel Lobby!’...  ’George Washington Is Alive!’ ...you get the picture (but hopefully not the paper!).  Everyone will groan and howl at the jokes.  The highlight comes when Lloyd has to jump from state to state to avoid arrest, trying not to get ’cornered’!  Of course, all ends well when our villain is defeated in the hilarious finale, and Aspen and Jack head down the wedding aisle.


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Stop the Presses!

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IRENE PETERS
WINNIPEG, MB  CANADA
KENNETH EICKHOFF
MUSSELSHELL, MT
SCHOOL BOARD OF PINELLAS CO
LARGO, FL
COTTONWOOD HIGH SCHOOL
SALT LAKE CITY, UT
CLOUDCROFT LIGHT OPERA COMPANY
CLOUDCROFT, NM
NORTH GARLAND HIGH SCHOOL
GARLAND, TX
SEYMOUR COMMUNITY SCHOOL
SEYMOUR, IA
TURNER MIDDLE SCHOOL
BERTHOUD, CO
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Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks.  This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.

To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space.  Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.

IMPORTANT:
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  • A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
  • All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
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