CAST: Flexible cast of 29 (about 13M, 16F), optional extras
SET: Interior police station set
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$65 First Performance
$65 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior police station set
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$65 First Performance
$65 Each Additional Performance
Meet a squad of loony detectives who handle everything from burglary to bunco. Commander Rainwater plans to run for mayor so he leans on Lieutenant Mootfowl to clean up crime in City Park where ’only a moving bullet is safe.’ If Mootfowl doesn’t succeed he’ll have to turn in his badge. You’ll meet assorted police personnel, street people, con artists, a psychiatrist, crime victims, crooks, lawyers and a woman with a guilt complex who’ll confess to any crime. Don’t forget the Mad Bomber who plants a bomb in a file cabinet or the hat check girl from the Pink Poodle Disco who has matrimony on her mind. Before the final curtain things sort themselves out in hilarious style.
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Squad Room
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MARY BIESINGER
GUYSVILLE, OH
GUYSVILLE, OH
IOWA VALLEY COMMUNITY SCHOOLS
MARENGO, IA
MARENGO, IA
KENT CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT
KENT, OH
KENT, OH
NOTRE DAME REGIONAL SCHOOL
VANCOUVER, BC CANADA
VANCOUVER, BC CANADA
EDMUNDS CENTRAL SCH DIST #22-5
ROSCOE, SD
ROSCOE, SD
RAQUEL RUIZ
EL PASO, TX
EL PASO, TX
BROOKE HIGH SCHOOL
WELLSBURG, WV
WELLSBURG, WV
ST FRANCIS XAVIER COLLEGE
MELBOURNE, VIC AUSTRALIA
MELBOURNE, VIC AUSTRALIA
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
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NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
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Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.