Our apologies to Cyrano de Bergerac!

In the Kingdom of Mall, the entire Food Court marvels at the exploits of the long-nosed alley rat, Sir Nose, ace detective and poet extraordinaire.  In his spare time, Sir Nose even helps the bashful Taco Bill woo the lovely Wendy Freiberger by feeding him romantic rhymes from a nearby trashcan.  But when Sir Nose’s ’arch’ enemy, Professor McRonald, and his henchmen, Corporal Saunders, Herr Wienerschnitzel, Dragon Panda, and Short John Silver, kidnap the Burger Queen, the fat hits the fire!  Sir Nose and his clumsy sidekick, Pizza Mutt, need to ’take out’ the criminals before the Dairy King is forced to fork over the recipe to his secret sauce as ransom.  All poor Burger Queen wanted was for her new Burpee Banana Boat to become a gastronomic sensation. 

What are the recommended daily allowances for giggles and guffaws?  Do you want fries with that?  The super-sized portions of slapstick humor, non-stop action and tongue-in-cheek puns make this a recipe for hilarity.  The simple set and flexible casting provide the ingredients for a deliciously fun and affordable comedy that can be produced on short order.