CAST: 9M, 8F
SET: Interior castle sets
TIME: About 50 minutes
Script:
$9.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior castle sets
TIME: About 50 minutes
Script:
$9.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
E-VIEWS & E-SCRIPTS INFO
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Forget rhyming couplets! Forget Elizabethan English! This is Shakespeare as Dr. Seuss would have written it. You’ll love this Shakespearean classic told in Dr. Seuss rhyme, sprinkled with contemporary references to add to the silliness!
Sure, Hamlet still battles insanity as he seeks the truth behind his father’s untimely death, but this humorous retelling also has Ikea-style furniture and characters who won’t put down their cell phones. Their ringtones are personalized, so of course, Ophelia’s is a wedding processional. And in answer to Hamlet’s eternal question, ’To be or not — why can’t I hear it?’ his father’s Starbucks-sipping ghost replies, ’What you need’s a helpful spirit!’ The hilarious action and dialogue make this easy-to-stage play a favorite.
Sure, Hamlet still battles insanity as he seeks the truth behind his father’s untimely death, but this humorous retelling also has Ikea-style furniture and characters who won’t put down their cell phones. Their ringtones are personalized, so of course, Ophelia’s is a wedding processional. And in answer to Hamlet’s eternal question, ’To be or not — why can’t I hear it?’ his father’s Starbucks-sipping ghost replies, ’What you need’s a helpful spirit!’ The hilarious action and dialogue make this easy-to-stage play a favorite.
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Seusspeare: Hamlet Hears a Who
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NITSCH THEATRE ARTS NFP
EUREKA, IL
EUREKA, IL
VERITAS FLORIDA DRAMA
NORTH PALM BEACH, FL
NORTH PALM BEACH, FL
PLEASANTVILLE CMNTY SCHL DIST
PLEASANTVILLE, IA
PLEASANTVILLE, IA
ST MICHAELS EPISCOPAL DAY SCH
CARMICHAEL, CA
CARMICHAEL, CA
TOOELE HIGH SCHOOL
TOOELE, UT
TOOELE, UT
WEST PLAINS R-VII
WEST PLAINS, MO
WEST PLAINS, MO
LAKE PARK HIGH SCHOOL
ROSELLE, IL
ROSELLE, IL
THE THEATRE PROJECT OF
GRAND JUNCTION, CO
GRAND JUNCTION, CO
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The Physical Comedy Handbook
This is a one-of-a-kind resource for students, actors, teachers and directors interested in physical comedy — from slapstick pratfalls to the theatre of the absurd.
This is a one-of-a-kind resource for students, actors, teachers and directors interested in physical comedy — from slapstick pratfalls to the theatre of the absurd.
Electronic Script Information
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Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts within one business day of when your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
Get It Now! Immediate Downloads
Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
