CAST: 10M, 12F, extras
SET: Interior barn set
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior barn set
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
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Oh, woe is Clem Chowder of Skunk County! Just an average American (as he proudly proclaims at the drop of a horseshoe), he finds himself chased by lovesick women, greedy bankers and a sheriff who’s ready to slip a noose around his neck. (And the day started off so nice, too.) All Clem wants to do is catch some horse thieves. His plan? Dress up two of his co-workers as a horse and the sheriff as a woman. Well, he didn’t say it was a great plan. In fact, it doesn’t turn out to even be a good plan. Sadly, while answering a lot of questions about his wardrobe, the sheriff has his own horse stolen. And who was seen stealing it? Clem! Read more...
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Director’s book: $25.00 each
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ELIZABETH CURRAN
COLUMBIA, MO
COLUMBIA, MO
GALLATIN HIGH SCHOOL
GALLATIN, TN
GALLATIN, TN
RAINY BUTTE PRODUCTIONS
NEW ENGLAND, ND
NEW ENGLAND, ND
JENNIFER DUCHARME
CHARLOTTE, NC
CHARLOTTE, NC
FOWLER ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
FOWLER, CO
FOWLER, CO
SALEM LUTHERAN CHURCH
FARRAR, MO
FARRAR, MO
LA PAZ INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL
MISSION VIEJO, CA
MISSION VIEJO, CA
GASLIGHT MELODRAMA THEATRE
BAKERSFIELD, CA
BAKERSFIELD, CA
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT.
For production: E-Scripts
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