Survivor...  American Idol...  The Bachelor... You know them and love them, but you’ve never seen them quite like this!  Mix these popular reality TV shows together in a royal setting and you have a hilarious musical!  When poor King Evian falls out the window, the royal scepter ends up in the hands of Yokel, crowning this foolish hillbilly the next king.  Everyone agrees Yokel needs a wife to help him run the kingdom, so five eligible young ladies are brought in to vie for the new king’s hand.  Your audience will love being involved as the five ladies — Agatha Peabody, a high-society matron; Priscilla Tradewells-Ayers-Hollander-Morley, a four-times-married gold digger; Sally Valley, a ditzy cheerleader; Crushin’ Kanisha, a New York City gangster-type; and Jane Claxton, a true-hearted cowgirl from Texas — are tested on their abilities in true American Idol fashion (no talent necessary!), followed by a Survivor style challenge.  Wouldn’t you know, Yokel’s more focused on surviving his first days as royalty, especially with the bitter Prince Daft, who was supposed to be next in line for the throne, making one harebrained — and funny! — assassination attempt after another.  Between that and a thieving personal advisor who is draining the royal treasury, one of these women better be pretty special to gain Yokel’s attention!  Sparkling with Bill Francoeur’s music, even Simon would shout “Yes!”  to this hilarious musical as Yokel finds his true love and saves his kingdom from ruin.