CAST: Flexible cast of 36 (20M, 6F, plus 10 roles that can be any), optional doubling
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
This hilarious spoof turns Shakespeare upside down and shakes things up with a stage full of zany modern-day characters. With the help of a hilarious passel of chorus members — Oregano, Carpaccio, Risotto, Prosciutto, Antipasto, Pesto, Mayo and Romano — as narrators, we get a deliciously funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet peppered with comedic and intelligent commentary on every page. It is modern-day New York City, where the high-end Montague’s Department store and the cheapo Capulet’s Discount Mart — rival clothing stores — meet in the street to trade vicious insults. Words are their daggers, wielded with such finesse and skill that you could die laughing! When Romeo and Winifred, the heirs to these two retail empires, fall in love, well... you know the rest. But this play has a happy ending! “Humph. Call yourself a tragedy,” exclaims Oregano at the end of the show, disappointed to find nobody has died. With pie fights instead of duels, a nurse obsessed with paper cuts, a white leisure suit-wearing Romeo (à la Saturday Night Fever), and an outrageous parody of the most romantic scene in literature, you’ll forget the story ever had anything to do with tragedy!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Romeo and Winifred
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PINKERTON ACADEMY
DERRY, NH
DERRY, NH
AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL
VIENNA AUSTRIA
VIENNA AUSTRIA
WYOMING CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT
WYOMING, OH
WYOMING, OH
GARFIELD MIDDLE SCHOOL
LAKEWOOD, OH
LAKEWOOD, OH
COLUMBIA PUBLIC SCHOOLS
COLUMBIA, MO
COLUMBIA, MO
CREATIVE KIDS PLAYHOUSE
LAGUNA HILLS, CA
LAGUNA HILLS, CA
KELLEEN NITSCH
EAST PEORIA, IL
EAST PEORIA, IL
DAVID OROARK
GALENA, OH
GALENA, OH
SUZANNE MIDDLE SCHOOL
WALNUT, CA
WALNUT, CA
ST BERNADETTE SCHOOL
SILVER SPRING, MD
SILVER SPRING, MD
OLD ROCHESTER REG'L JHS
MATTAPOISETT, MA
MATTAPOISETT, MA
ALEXANDRA MOORE
CHELSEA, MI
CHELSEA, MI
TRICKUM MIDDLE SCHOOL
LILBURN, GA
LILBURN, GA
MARVIN RIDGE MIDDLE SCHOOL
WAXHAW, NC
WAXHAW, NC
COVENANT HIGH SCHOOL
TACOMA, WA
TACOMA, WA
WEST MIDDLE SCHOOL
LAWRENCE, KS
LAWRENCE, KS
FREEDOM INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL
FRANKLIN, TN
FRANKLIN, TN
KIM DOMPIERRE
BEDFORD, NS CANADA
BEDFORD, NS CANADA
SIOUX CENTRAL CMNTY SCHL DIST
SIOUX RAPIDS, IA
SIOUX RAPIDS, IA
SOUTH COUNTY MIDDLE SCHOOL
LORTON, VA
LORTON, VA
CAPISTRANO USD
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, CA
SAN JUAN CAPISTRANO, CA
GIVING TREE THEATER
MARION, IA
MARION, IA
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Loved the Shakespeare references.
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