CAST: Flexible cast of 36 (20M, 6F, plus 10 roles that can be either), optional doubling
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$7.25 each Director’s book: $20.00 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$7.25 each Director’s book: $20.00 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
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This hilarious spoof turns Shakespeare upside down and shakes things up with a stage full of zany modern-day characters. With the help of a hilarious passel of chorus members — Oregano, Carpaccio, Risotto, Prosciutto, Antipasto, Pesto, Mayo and Romano — as narrators, we get a deliciously funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet peppered with comedic and intelligent commentary on every page. It is modern-day New York City, where the high-end Montague’s Department store and the cheapo Capulet’s Discount Mart — rival clothing stores — meet in the street to trade vicious insults. Words are their daggers, wielded with such finesse and skill that you could die laughing! Read more...
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Director’s book: $20.00 each
Director’s book: $20.00 each
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WORTHINGTON CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
WORTHINGTON, OH
WORTHINGTON, OH
BLANCHARD AREA SENIORS INC
BLANCHARD, ID
BLANCHARD, ID
FT BEND ISD
SUGAR LAND, TX
SUGAR LAND, TX
PLAYHOUSE 2000 INC
KERRVILLE, TX
KERRVILLE, TX
VALLEY OAKS CHARTER SCHOOL
BAKERSFIELD, CA
BAKERSFIELD, CA
FOREST HILLS CENTRAL MS
ADA, MI
ADA, MI
LITCHFIELD MIDDLE SCHOOL
LITCHFIELD, NH
LITCHFIELD, NH
CUPERTINO UNION SCHOOL DIST
CUPERTINO, CA
CUPERTINO, CA
MARVIN RIDGE MIDDLE SCHOOL
WAXHAW, NC
WAXHAW, NC
OSWEGO CMNTY UNIT DIST 308
OSWEGO, IL
OSWEGO, IL
CECIL COLLEGE
NORTH EAST, MD
NORTH EAST, MD
WISCONSIN RAPIDS CMNTY THEATRE
WISCONSIN RAPIDS, WI
WISCONSIN RAPIDS, WI
LANHAM CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
LANHAM, MD
LANHAM, MD
HOLY FAMILY CATHOLIC ACADEMY
IRVING, TX
IRVING, TX
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This overview of high and low comedy defines all comedy genres: absurdism, tragicomedy, farce, and melodrama. A discussion precedes each type of comedy illustrated, explaining the comic devices used.
This overview of high and low comedy defines all comedy genres: absurdism, tragicomedy, farce, and melodrama. A discussion precedes each type of comedy illustrated, explaining the comic devices used.
Loved the Shakespeare references.
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT.
For production: E-Scripts
E-Scripts allow organizations to receive an emailed, printable PDF of the script within one business day without needing to prepay for scripts or royalties. This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of distribution rights for your entire cast.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Emailed E-script” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout.
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
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NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
