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Romeo and Harriet
A Musical Tragical Comedy in Two and a Half Acts


Book by Charlie Lovett
Music and lyrics by Bill Francoeur


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  • Materials & Prices
 
CAST:  Flexible cast of 36 (20M, 6F, plus 10 roles that can be any), chorus, optional doubling
SET:  Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME:  About 120 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each (Click for more items) Director’s book:  $25.00 each
Piano score:  $27.50 each
Vocal score:  $12.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $75.00
CD sampler E:  $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance:  $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]:  $8.00 each


ROYALTY:
$100 First Performance
$100 Each Additional Performance

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This hilarious musical spoof puts the “shake” in Shakespeare!  With the help of a group of quarreling chorus members — Oregano, Carpaccio, Risotto, Prosciutto, Antipasto, Pesto, Mayo and Romano — we get a deliciously funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet.  Their comedic and intelligent commentary seasons the show with laughter galore so actors and audience alike won’t even realize they’re learning about Shakespeare!  The stage is set in modern-day New York City, where clerks of the swanky Montague’s Department store and the second-rate Capulet’s Discount Mart meet in the street to trade insults.  Words are their daggers, so watch out, you might die laughing!  Naturally, the heirs to these two retail empires, Romeo and Harriet, fall in love, but don’t think you know the rest...  this musical has a happy ending!  “Humph.  Call yourself a tragedy,” exclaims Oregano at the end of the show, disappointed to find no dead bodies.  Nope, it’s pure comedy with pie fights in place of duels, a nurse obsessed with paper cuts, Romeo dressed in a white leisure suit à la John Travolta, and an outrageous parody of the most romantic scene in literature.  A fun, eclectic collection of musical numbers underscores all this hilarity, including a number in iambic pentameter!  It would be a real tragedy to miss out on this one!


Additional products available:
Director’s book:  $25.00 each
Piano score:  $27.50 each
Vocal score:  $12.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $75.00
CD sampler E:  $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance:  $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]:  $8.00 each

Romeo and Harriet

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DEBRA ZEPICK
PONOKA, AB  CANADA
LINCOLN MIDDLE SCHOOL
ALAMEDA, CA
NORTHWOODS PERFORMING ARTS
NEWPORT, WA
RANDY MCGUIRE
ODESSA, TX
BILKENT LABORATORY & INTL SCHL
ANKARA, CANKAYA  TURKEY
INDIANA AREA JR HIGH SCHOOL
INDIANA, PA
ST PATRICK'S CATHOLIC SCHOOL
KANSAS CITY, KS
CLIFTON PREP
KWAZULU NATAL  SOUTH AFRICA
RADAWN SMYTHE
BOISE, ID
LISA HOLLEY
JACKSON, TN
OSHKOSH RECREATION DEPT
OSHKOSH, WI
PEMBERVILLE OPERA HOUSE
PEMBERVILLE, OH
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Romeo and Harriet
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Hear what directors and critics are saying:

Looks fun, funny, entertaining and educational all in one fell swoop! Valerie O’Riordan, Archbishop Riordan High School, San Francisco, CA


This musical is filled with fun, catchy songs and exciting dance.  It is an entertaining treat for audiences of all ages. 7th Space Interactive, Hong Kong


It’s a wonderful play that teaches the actors and the audience about Shakespeare, about iambic pentameter and a bit about the time period.  It’s age appropriate for the whole family.  Jodi St. Pierre, West Ferris Secondary School, North Bay, ON


The audience laughed until they almost died from this funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet. Jodi Hoyt, Southern Utah News, Kanab, UT


 
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IMPORTANT:
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  • Only scripts can be emailed.  Director’s books and music parts must be shipped at regular cost.
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space.  Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.

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  • A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
  • All material prices are the same, whether paper, digital, or photocopied.
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