A Musical Tragical Comedy in Two and a Half Acts
Book by Charlie Lovett
Music and lyrics by Bill Francoeur
CAST: Flexible cast of 36 (20M, 6F, plus 10 roles that can be any), chorus, optional doubling
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 120 minutes
Script:
$7.75 each Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler E: $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 120 minutes
Script:
$7.75 each Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler E: $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
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This hilarious musical spoof puts the “shake” in Shakespeare! With the help of a group of quarreling chorus members — Oregano, Carpaccio, Risotto, Prosciutto, Antipasto, Pesto, Mayo and Romano — we get a deliciously funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet. Their comedic and intelligent commentary seasons the show with laughter galore so actors and audience alike won’t even realize they’re learning about Shakespeare! The stage is set in modern-day New York City, where clerks of the swanky Montague’s Department store and the second-rate Capulet’s Discount Mart meet in the street to trade insults. Words are their daggers, so watch out, you might die laughing! Read more...
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Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler E: $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00 each
Director’s book: $22.50 each
Piano score: $25.00 each
Vocal score: $10.00 each
Instrumental-Vocal CD set: $75.00 each
CD sampler E: $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00 each
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LINCOLN MIDDLE SCHOOL
ALAMEDA, CA
ALAMEDA, CA
NORTHWOODS PERFORMING ARTS
NEWPORT, WA
NEWPORT, WA
RANDY MCGUIRE
ODESSA, TX
ODESSA, TX
BILKENT LABORATORY & INTL SCHL
ANKARA, CANKAYA TURKEY
ANKARA, CANKAYA TURKEY
INDIANA AREA JR HIGH SCHOOL
INDIANA, PA
INDIANA, PA
ST PATRICK'S CATHOLIC SCHOOL
KANSAS CITY, KS
KANSAS CITY, KS
CLIFTON PREP
KWAZULU NATAL SOUTH AFRICA
KWAZULU NATAL SOUTH AFRICA
RADAWN SMYTHE
BOISE, ID
BOISE, ID
LISA HOLLEY
JACKSON, TN
JACKSON, TN
OSHKOSH AREA RECREATION DEPT.
OSHKOSH, WI
OSHKOSH, WI
PEMBERVILLE OPERA HOUSE
PEMBERVILLE, OH
PEMBERVILLE, OH
ARLENE MARQUIS
LITCHFIELD, NH
LITCHFIELD, NH
BLOSSOM HILL SCHOOL
LOS GATOS, CA
LOS GATOS, CA
BELGRAVE SOUTH PRIMARY SCHOOL
MELBOURNE, VICTORIA AUSTRALIA
MELBOURNE, VICTORIA AUSTRALIA
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Looks fun, funny, entertaining and educational all in one fell swoop! Valerie O’Riordan, Archbishop Riordan High School, San Francisco, CA
It’s a wonderful play that teaches the actors and the audience about Shakespeare, about iambic pentameter and a bit about the time period. It’s age appropriate for the whole family. Jodi St. Pierre, West Ferris Secondary School, North Bay, ON
The audience laughed until they almost died from this funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet. Jodi Hoyt, Southern Utah News, Kanab, UT
This musical is filled with fun, catchy songs and exciting dance. It is an entertaining treat for audiences of all ages. 7th Space Interactive, Hong Kong
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