CAST: Flexible cast of 23
SET: Simple interior sets
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$7.50 each Director’s book: $20.00 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior sets
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$7.50 each Director’s book: $20.00 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
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Here’s the perfect play for any director looking for a hilarious full length to pull together with minimal rehearsal time. The fast action centers round a run-down hotel lobby in Moose Bottom Lake in northern Maine, where handyman Pete has written a newspaper article about Bigfoot kidnapping a local resident. Did we mention the story is complete fiction and was published in that tacky tabloid, “The National Divulger”? Nevertheless, the rumored sighting of Sasquatch provides the perfect excuse for Birch and Pine, assistants to the worst congressman in history, to suggest a trip to the senator. Read more...
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Director’s book: $20.00 each
Director’s book: $20.00 each
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ROSANNA SCOTT
ADA, OH
ADA, OH
SASHA NUNEZ
FRESNO, CA
FRESNO, CA
WILSON AREA INTERMEDIATE SCHL
EASTON, PA
EASTON, PA
CIRCLE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
CIRCLE, MT
CIRCLE, MT
SAINTS PETER AND PAUL SCHOOL
BOONVILLE, MO
BOONVILLE, MO
SHANNON NEVELS
CENTERVILLE, IN
CENTERVILLE, IN
OWATONNA MIDDLE SCHOOL
OWATONNA, MN
OWATONNA, MN
RED ROCK CENTRAL PUBLIC SCHOOS
LAMBERTON, MN
LAMBERTON, MN
PLUM CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT
PLUM CITY, WI
PLUM CITY, WI
WESTVILLE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
WESTVILLE, OK
WESTVILLE, OK
NEWBURY LOCAL SCHOOL DISTRICT
NEWBURY, OH
NEWBURY, OH
PERRY LOCAL SCHOOLS
MASSILLON, OH
MASSILLON, OH
OTIS-BISON UD #403
OTIS, KS
OTIS, KS
DIAGONAL COMMUNITY SCHOOL
DIAGONAL, IA
DIAGONAL, IA
EVERGREEN SCHOOL DISTRICT #114
VANCOUVER, WA
VANCOUVER, WA
MILLER CITY/NEW CLEVELAND LSD
MILLER CITY, OH
MILLER CITY, OH
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT.
For production: E-Scripts
E-Scripts allow organizations to receive an emailed, printable PDF of the script within one business day without needing to prepay for scripts or royalties. This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of distribution rights for your entire cast.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Emailed E-script” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout.
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
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- Parts not available for download will be shipped at regular cost.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All material prices are the same, whether paper, digital, or photocopied.
- There are NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS on downloaded materials or distribution rights.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
