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Million Dollar Meatballs

By Todd Wallinger


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CAST:  4M, 4F, plus 4 roles that can be any
SET:  Interior restaurant set
TIME:  About 70 minutes
Script:
$8.25 each (Click for more items) Director’s book:  $25.00 each


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$65 First Performance
$65 Each Additional Performance

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Get ready for a comedy of epicurean proportions! 

Two bumbling jewel thieves are on the run from the cops when they duck into Chez Monyeu, a restaurant so bad the mice are their only repeat customers.  And that’s just the start of their problems.  Not only has Chez Monyeu’s chef just quit, but the city’s most powerful restaurant critic is about to arrive.  In desperation, the restaurant’s owner, mistaking the thieves for famous French chefs, insist that they make their renowned Million Dollar Meatballs for the tough-minded critic.  Insanity ensues as the pair try to keep up the ruse while hunting for the seven priceless diamonds they lost. 

Will the thieves get away with their crime?  Where could the diamonds have gone?  And why are the meatballs so crunchy?  Find out in this deliciously funny farce!


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Million Dollar Meatballs

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TRINITY LUTHERAN SCHOOL
DAVENPORT, IA
SAINT ANN CATHOLIC SCHOOL
DECATUR, AL
ELWOOD SCHOOL DIST #203
ELWOOD, IL
CROSSPOINTE CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
INDIANAPOLIS, IN
NICHOLAS COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL
SUMMERSVILLE, WV
LESLIE BANK-SATZ
ST-AGATHE-DES-MONTS, QC  CANADA
MITCHELL CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
MITCHELL, SD
CHRISTIAN HIGH SCHOOL
O'FALLON, MO
DECATUR COUNTY MIDDLE SCHOOL
PARSONS, TN
ODENTON CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
ODENTON, MD
STRASBURG PUBLIC SCHOOL
STRASBURG, ND
CONWAY SPRINGS HIGH SCHOOL
CONWAY SPRINGS, KS
TRI-COUNTY AREA SCHOOL DIST
PLAINFIELD, WI
FELLOWSHIP BAPTIST CHURCH
UPPER MARLBORO, MD
CALVARY LUTHERN SCHOOL
KANSAS CITY, MO
DURANT COMM SCHOOL DISTRICT
DURANT, IA
KEIRON WILLIS
CHIPMAN, AB  CANADA
LITTLE FLOCK CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
SHEPHERDSVILLE, KY
KELLOGG HIGH SCHOOL
KELLOGG, ID
SALEM COMMUNITY THEATRE AND
SALEM, IL
SHANKSVILLE-STONYCREEK SD
SHANKSVILLE, PA
BURLINGTON CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
BURLINGTON, NC
NATALIE BURNS
MELBOURNE, VIC  AUSTRALIA
PLANKINTON SCHOOL DISTRICT
PLANKINTON, SD
TAMPICO SCHOOL DISTRICT
PROPHETSTOWN, IL
FOOTLIGHTERS THEATRE SOCIETY
CRESTON, BC  CANADA
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The show was our biggest hit yet!  Great script and our cast nailed it.  Pat Clement, John Knox Community Theatre, Lee's Summit, MO


Our community theatre audience loved Todd Wallinger’s Million Dollar Meatball, and the performers loved it even more! Janelle Downs, Wichita County Arts Alliance, Wichita, KS


 
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