CAST: 4M, 4F, plus 4 roles that can be any
SET: Interior restaurant set
TIME: About 70 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior restaurant set
TIME: About 70 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
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Get ready for a comedy of epicurean proportions!
Two bumbling jewel thieves are on the run from the cops when they duck into Chez Monyeu, a restaurant so bad the mice are their only repeat customers. And that’s just the start of their problems. Not only has Chez Monyeu’s chef just quit, but the city’s most powerful restaurant critic is about to arrive. In desperation, the restaurant’s owner, mistaking the thieves for famous French chefs, insist that they make their renowned Million Dollar Meatballs for the tough-minded critic. Insanity ensues as the pair try to keep up the ruse while hunting for the seven priceless diamonds they lost.
Will the thieves get away with their crime? Where could the diamonds have gone? And why are the meatballs so crunchy? Find out in this deliciously funny farce!
Two bumbling jewel thieves are on the run from the cops when they duck into Chez Monyeu, a restaurant so bad the mice are their only repeat customers. And that’s just the start of their problems. Not only has Chez Monyeu’s chef just quit, but the city’s most powerful restaurant critic is about to arrive. In desperation, the restaurant’s owner, mistaking the thieves for famous French chefs, insist that they make their renowned Million Dollar Meatballs for the tough-minded critic. Insanity ensues as the pair try to keep up the ruse while hunting for the seven priceless diamonds they lost.
Will the thieves get away with their crime? Where could the diamonds have gone? And why are the meatballs so crunchy? Find out in this deliciously funny farce!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Million Dollar Meatballs
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KATHLEEN MCCABE
ALBURTIS, PA
ALBURTIS, PA
TRINTY CENTER ELEMENTARY SCHL
TRINITY CENTER, CA
TRINITY CENTER, CA
HELENA CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
EAST HELENA, MT
EAST HELENA, MT
CLINTON CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
GOSHEN, IN
GOSHEN, IN
HAZLET SCHOOL
HAZLET, SK CANADA
HAZLET, SK CANADA
TRENTON R-IX HIGH SCHOOL
TRENTON, MO
TRENTON, MO
SOUTH CALLAWAY JR/SR HIGH SCH
MOKANE, MO
MOKANE, MO
POCAHONTAS AREA SCHOOLS
POCAHONTAS, IA
POCAHONTAS, IA
CYNTHIA RING
TUSCOLA, IL
TUSCOLA, IL
NATALYA BOYKOV
CALEDONIA, MI
CALEDONIA, MI
TEMPLE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
TITUSVILLE, FL
TITUSVILLE, FL
CHARLOTTESVILLE WALDORF SCHOOL
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA
CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA
TRISH STRUCK
CASA GRANDE, AZ
CASA GRANDE, AZ
LORI CRAWFORD
CENTRALIA, ON CANADA
CENTRALIA, ON CANADA
PLAIN DEALING HIGH SCHOOL
PLAIN DEALING, LA
PLAIN DEALING, LA
MERIDIAN HIGH SCHOOL
MACON, IL
MACON, IL
TRI-COUNTY PUBLIC SCHOOLS
KARLSTAD, MN
KARLSTAD, MN
PORT EDWARDS SCHOOLS
PORT EDWARDS, WI
PORT EDWARDS, WI
LEES SUMMIT R7 SD
LEES SUMMIT, MO
LEES SUMMIT, MO
FAITH FELLOWSHIP CHURCH
WIRTZ, VA
WIRTZ, VA
JAN KEIM
WAKEFIELD, KS
WAKEFIELD, KS
PR+VILLE FINE ARTS CENTRE
SAINT HUBERT, QC CANADA
SAINT HUBERT, QC CANADA
SUE BIEGEL
BILLINGS, MT
BILLINGS, MT
SUE BIEGEL
ROUNDUP, MT
ROUNDUP, MT
KRISTEN HANSON
NEW MILFORD, NJ
NEW MILFORD, NJ
MAINE SCHOOL ADMIN DIST #52
TURNER, ME
TURNER, ME
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The show was our biggest hit yet! Great script and our cast nailed it. Pat Clement, John Knox Community Theatre, Lee's Summit, MO
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