CAST: Flexible cast of 22-30 (7M, 8F, plus 7-15 roles that can be any), optional chorus
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$9.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Digital vocal/performance tracks: $90.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$9.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Digital vocal/performance tracks: $90.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$95 Each Additional Performance
E-VIEWS & E-SCRIPTS INFO
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In the nursery rhyme justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups — the detectives, who investigate the crime, and the magistrates, who prosecute the defenders. These are their rhymes.
The Inspector and the Punnish Sir (Yes, he’s always scrambling for egg puns!) have been called in to investigate a crime scene where a Mister Humpty Dumpty has been found shattered and fowl play is suspected. Can they solve the c-rhyme? With hilarious musical numbers like “Mountain of Love,” “Eggicide,” and “What the HONK Is Going On?,” the yolk’s on you if you think this tongue-in-cheek musical is for young children. There are so many puns and plot twists in this Law and Order spoof, even the playwrights were surprised by the ending!
The Inspector and the Punnish Sir (Yes, he’s always scrambling for egg puns!) have been called in to investigate a crime scene where a Mister Humpty Dumpty has been found shattered and fowl play is suspected. Can they solve the c-rhyme? With hilarious musical numbers like “Mountain of Love,” “Eggicide,” and “What the HONK Is Going On?,” the yolk’s on you if you think this tongue-in-cheek musical is for young children. There are so many puns and plot twists in this Law and Order spoof, even the playwrights were surprised by the ending!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Digital vocal/performance tracks: $90.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Piano score: $30.00 each
Vocal score: $12.50 each
Digital vocal/performance tracks: $90.00
CD sampler X: $4.00 each
Law and Order: C‑rhyme and Pun‑ishment
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SAN JUAN COMMUNITY THEATRE
FRIDAY HARBOR, WA
FRIDAY HARBOR, WA
HOUGHTON LAKE COMMUNITY SCHS
HOUGHTON LAKE, MI
HOUGHTON LAKE, MI
ST. PETER'S LUTHERAN CHURCH
BIG RAPIDS, MI
BIG RAPIDS, MI
ROTHSAY PUBLIC SCHOOL #850
ROTHSAY, MN
ROTHSAY, MN
PINEWOOD SCHOOL
LOS ALTOS, CA
LOS ALTOS, CA
WEBSTER MIDDLE SCHOOL
WEBSTER, MA
WEBSTER, MA
PACHECO UNION SCHOOL DISTRICT
REDDING, CA
REDDING, CA
BARRE UNIFIED UNION SD
BARRE, VT
BARRE, VT
EAGLE MOUNTAIN-SAGINAW ISD
FORT WORTH, TX
FORT WORTH, TX
BAYTOWN CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
BAYTOWN, TX
BAYTOWN, TX
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NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
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Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
