CAST: Flexible cast of 11 (about 4M, 7F), optional extras
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 30 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 30 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
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Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! It’s the classic situation. A young substitute teacher, Miss Quackenbush, turns up at the Little Red Schoolhouse and finds her class is comprised of the dumbest (and funniest) pupils found anywhere. The previous teacher had a nervous breakdown. No wonder! With things like mice in lunch boxes and a student with the measles, anything more will drive you crazy! Unless the likable but dim-bulbed pupils can pass a simple exam, they won’t advance to the next grade. The daffy answers they give to the questions are uproariously funny. Find out why the pupils don’t want to be ’promoted’ and why Miss Quackenbush has to find some way to get rid of them. The comedy is designed to accommodate any special casting needs. If you think the four basic food groups are ’fresh,’ ’frozen,’ ’fast,’ and ’junk,’ you belong in Laffin’ School!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Laffin’ School
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RILEY SCHOOL
ROCKPORT, ME
ROCKPORT, ME
LEACH PUBLIC SCHOOL
ROSE, OK
ROSE, OK
PAVILION CENTRAL SCHOOL
PAVILION, NY
PAVILION, NY
TEUTOPOLIS HIGH SCHOOL
TEUTOPOLIS, IL
TEUTOPOLIS, IL
JOCELYN GERONIMO
JACKSONVILLE, FL
JACKSONVILLE, FL
GREG JOHNSON
THE DALLES, OR
THE DALLES, OR
GOOD SHEPHERD LUTHERAN SCHOOL
WISCONSIN RAPIDS, WI
WISCONSIN RAPIDS, WI
SHAWNEE MISSION CHRISTIAN SCH
WESTWOOD, KS
WESTWOOD, KS
RED CLOUD COMMUNITY SCHOOLS
RED CLOUD, NE
RED CLOUD, NE
RICHLAND #44 SD
COLFAX, ND
COLFAX, ND
NORTHERN KENTUCKY CO-OP FOR ED
COLD SPRING, KY
COLD SPRING, KY
DENISON ISD
DENISON, TX
DENISON, TX
PRESBYTERIAN SCHOOL OF HOUSTON
HOUSTON, TX
HOUSTON, TX
MILWAUKEE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
MILWAUKEE, WI
MILWAUKEE, WI
VIOLET HARRIS
HODGEN, OK
HODGEN, OK
ROSSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL
ROSSVILLE, IN
ROSSVILLE, IN
SHERMAN ISD
SHERMAN, TX
SHERMAN, TX
MAPLESVILLE HIGH SCHOOL
MAPLESVILLE, AL
MAPLESVILLE, AL
MINDEN HIGH SCHOOL
MINDEN, LA
MINDEN, LA
ORRVILLE COMMUNITY THEATRE
ORRVILLE, OH
ORRVILLE, OH
LEGACY CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
SAN ANTONIO, TX
SAN ANTONIO, TX
JULIE GARDNER
GRANTON, WI
GRANTON, WI
MT. MORIAH CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
GLENMONT, NY
GLENMONT, NY
PERF ARTS CENTER ON THE SQUARE
SEARCY, AR
SEARCY, AR
ARTSVIEW CHILDREN'S THEATRE
LONGVIEW, TX
LONGVIEW, TX
TENINO MIDDLE SCHOOL
TENINO, WA
TENINO, WA
NORTH COAST REPERTORY THTR
SOLANA BEACH, CA
SOLANA BEACH, CA
MATTHEWS OPERA HOUSE AND
SPEARFISH, SD
SPEARFISH, SD
HEIDI PELLINO
DAVENPORT, FL
DAVENPORT, FL
VICTORIA ISD
VICTORIA, TX
VICTORIA, TX
GRAND ISLAND PARKS & REC
GRAND ISLAND, NE
GRAND ISLAND, NE
LYNN BAK OR CLAIRE VAN COTT
BERLIN, CT
BERLIN, CT
CARY HIGH SCHOOL
CARY, NC
CARY, NC
UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT #247
CHEROKEE, KS
CHEROKEE, KS
SACRED HEART CATHOLIC SCHOOL
WARNER ROBINS, GA
WARNER ROBINS, GA
NANCY JOHNSTON
HOUSTON, TX
HOUSTON, TX
PINE CREST SCHOOL
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL
SUTTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
HOUSTON, TX
HOUSTON, TX
BENNETT COUNTY SCH DIST 3-1
MARTIN, SD
MARTIN, SD
RE-CREATION RETREAT GIRLS SCH
FREDONIA, AZ
FREDONIA, AZ
SANDY CREEK PUBLIC SCHOOLS
FAIRFIELD, NE
FAIRFIELD, NE
MARGARET LEATHERMAN
WOOSTER, OH
WOOSTER, OH
REVELSTOKE SECONDARY SCHOOL
REVELSTOKE, BC CANADA
REVELSTOKE, BC CANADA
SENECA JR HIGH SCHOOL
SENECA, MO
SENECA, MO
MT OLIVE LUTHERAN SCHOOL
DELANO, MN
DELANO, MN
FOX POINT BAYSIDE SCHOOL DIST
FOX POINT, WI
FOX POINT, WI
GLEN URQUHART SCHOOL
BEVERLY FARMS, MA
BEVERLY FARMS, MA
REED PERFORMING ARTS COMPANY
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO
LEE'S SUMMIT, MO
FORT SCOTT CHRISTIAN HEIGHTS
FORT SCOTT, KS
FORT SCOTT, KS
ANDREW JACKSON ACADEMY
EHRHARDT, SC
EHRHARDT, SC
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