CAST: Flexible cast of 11 (about 4M, 7F), optional extras
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 30 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior classroom set
TIME: About 30 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
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Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! It’s the classic situation. A young substitute teacher, Miss Quackenbush, turns up at the Little Red Schoolhouse and finds her class is comprised of the dumbest (and funniest) pupils found anywhere. The previous teacher had a nervous breakdown. No wonder! With things like mice in lunch boxes and a student with the measles, anything more will drive you crazy! Unless the likable but dim-bulbed pupils can pass a simple exam, they won’t advance to the next grade. The daffy answers they give to the questions are uproariously funny. Find out why the pupils don’t want to be ’promoted’ and why Miss Quackenbush has to find some way to get rid of them. The comedy is designed to accommodate any special casting needs. If you think the four basic food groups are ’fresh,’ ’frozen,’ ’fast,’ and ’junk,’ you belong in Laffin’ School!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Laffin’ School
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CALGARY CATHOLIC SCHOOL DIST
CALGARY, AB CANADA
CALGARY, AB CANADA
OUR LADY OF THE PILLAR
ST LOUIS, MO
ST LOUIS, MO
BRIARFIELD ACADEMY
LAKE PROVIDENCE, LA
LAKE PROVIDENCE, LA
YATES CENTER HIGH SCHOOL
YATES CENTER, KS
YATES CENTER, KS
TOWNSHIP OF MINE HILL
MINE HILL, NJ
MINE HILL, NJ
RILEY SCHOOL
ROCKPORT, ME
ROCKPORT, ME
CALIFORNIA MILITARY INTITUTE
PERRIS, CA
PERRIS, CA
STORY THEATER COMPANY
AMES, IA
AMES, IA
MARLBORO HIGH SCHOOL
MARLBOROUGH, MA
MARLBOROUGH, MA
LEACH PUBLIC SCHOOL
ROSE, OK
ROSE, OK
PAVILION CENTRAL SCHOOL
PAVILION, NY
PAVILION, NY
TEUTOPOLIS HIGH SCHOOL
TEUTOPOLIS, IL
TEUTOPOLIS, IL
JOCELYN GERONIMO
JACKSONVILLE, FL
JACKSONVILLE, FL
GREG JOHNSON
THE DALLES, OR
THE DALLES, OR
GOOD SHEPHERD LUTHERAN SCHOOL
WISCONSIN RAPIDS, WI
WISCONSIN RAPIDS, WI
SHAWNEE MISSION CHRISTIAN SCH
WESTWOOD, KS
WESTWOOD, KS
RED CLOUD COMMUNITY SCHOOLS
RED CLOUD, NE
RED CLOUD, NE
RICHLAND #44 SD
COLFAX, ND
COLFAX, ND
NORTHERN KENTUCKY CO-OP FOR ED
COLD SPRING, KY
COLD SPRING, KY
DENISON ISD
DENISON, TX
DENISON, TX
PRESBYTERIAN SCHOOL OF HOUSTON
HOUSTON, TX
HOUSTON, TX
MILWAUKEE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
MILWAUKEE, WI
MILWAUKEE, WI
VIOLET HARRIS
HODGEN, OK
HODGEN, OK
ROSSVILLE SCHOOLS
ROSSVILLE, IN
ROSSVILLE, IN
SHERMAN ISD
SHERMAN, TX
SHERMAN, TX
MAPLESVILLE HIGH SCHOOL
MAPLESVILLE, AL
MAPLESVILLE, AL
MINDEN HIGH SCHOOL
MINDEN, LA
MINDEN, LA
ORRVILLE COMMUNITY THEATRE
ORRVILLE, OH
ORRVILLE, OH
LEGACY CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
SAN ANTONIO, TX
SAN ANTONIO, TX
JULIE GARDNER
GRANTON, WI
GRANTON, WI
MT. MORIAH CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
GLENMONT, NY
GLENMONT, NY
PERF ARTS CENTER ON THE SQUARE
SEARCY, AR
SEARCY, AR
ARTSVIEW CHILDREN'S THEATRE
LONGVIEW, TX
LONGVIEW, TX
TENINO MIDDLE SCHOOL
TENINO, WA
TENINO, WA
NORTH COAST REPERTORY THTR
SOLANA BEACH, CA
SOLANA BEACH, CA
MATTHEWS OPERA HOUSE AND
SPEARFISH, SD
SPEARFISH, SD
HEIDI PELLINO
DAVENPORT, FL
DAVENPORT, FL
VICTORIA ISD
VICTORIA, TX
VICTORIA, TX
GRAND ISLAND PARKS & REC
GRAND ISLAND, NE
GRAND ISLAND, NE
LYNN BAK OR CLAIRE VAN COTT
BERLIN, CT
BERLIN, CT
CARY HIGH SCHOOL
CARY, NC
CARY, NC
UNIFIED SCHOOL DISTRICT #247
CHEROKEE, KS
CHEROKEE, KS
SACRED HEART CATHOLIC SCHOOL
WARNER ROBINS, GA
WARNER ROBINS, GA
NANCY JOHNSTON
HOUSTON, TX
HOUSTON, TX
PINE CREST SCHOOL
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL
FORT LAUDERDALE, FL
SUTTON ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
HOUSTON, TX
HOUSTON, TX
BENNETT COUNTY SCH DIST 3-1
MARTIN, SD
MARTIN, SD
RE-CREATION RETREAT GIRLS SCH
FREDONIA, AZ
FREDONIA, AZ
SANDY CREEK PUBLIC SCHOOLS
FAIRFIELD, NE
FAIRFIELD, NE
MARGARET LEATHERMAN
WOOSTER, OH
WOOSTER, OH
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
