Gentleman Roger Goodman has every intention of living his life in a conventional way once he marries the wealthy Sarah Huffington...  that is, until he overhears her telling her girlfriends how boring he is!  The man Sarah really wants to marry is a dashing, daring pirate!  Willing to walk the plank for love, Roger immediately buys a ship, recruits a crew and even hires a pirate tutor, Long John Sliver, to show him the ropes!  Sliver toughens him up and bequeaths him a new, menacing name — Captain Blood, as well as an intimidating ship name and flag to match.  In return, Roger must sail him to Treasure Island to pick up eight chests of gold doubloons.  Meanwhile, Sarah has gone off the deep end, as well.  Knowing she won’t find a pirate unless she becomes one, she makes herself into the Pirate Queen and quickly earns a notorious reputation for raiding ship after ship.  Wouldn’t you know, Sarah’s parents are also out on the high seas in their own ship.  As luck would have it, they all congregate on Treasure Island, which is already occupied by the retired pirate Bluebeard and his crew.  Ahoy, mateys!  That’s too many pirates for one landmass, and the hilarious loose cannons explode!  Of course, the Huffingtons and Roger don’t recognize one another until the very last moment, promising treasure chests of swashbuckling suspense and laughter along the way!  You’ll go overboard with laughs!