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If They Could Talk...
A virtual play


By Kendra Thomas


  • Cast, Set & Time
  • Materials & Prices
 
CAST:  Flexible cast of 5-10
SET:  Simple interior sets
TIME:  About 25 minutes
Script:
$6.75 each (Click for more items) Director’s book:  $20.00 each


ROYALTY:
$40 First Performance
$40 Each Additional Performance

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What does your cat think of the boy you like?  How do the brownies feel about being a midnight snack?  Does proper silverware hold disdain for plasticware?  In this short play written specifically to be performed virtually, teenager Taylor quickly learns to navigate a world in which the objects and animals around her talk back. 

It’s no surprise that it starts with sassy feline, Mittens, who has a list of demands, including better food and a better name (seriously, who names their cat “Mittens”?), as well as concerns about a boy Taylor likes.  When Shiloh the family dog gets involved, Taylor soon learns that family pets will always display a loyalty that most humans cannot.  Later that night, a pan of brownies pleads its case with Taylor, while a forgotten organic chocolate bar begs to be eaten already.  It’s the kind of dream-like interaction you might expect from midnight snacks!  After the family has gone to bed, the adventures continue as a fork, knife, and spoon anxiously await a wash cycle and debate their fate.  When a plastic fork suddenly shows up in the dishwasher and disrupts their order and routine, all the silverware comes to the realization that nobody’s shine (or tines) last forever.

Actors and audiences of all ages will delight in the playful fun of these scenes.  All three scenes are connected thematically for a lighthearted one-act, or any scene can be performed independently, making the play ideal for contests, virtual class activities, or after school programs.

Download a complimentary copy of A How-To Guide for Virtual Theatre to help you make the most of your virtual production!


Additional products available:
Director’s book:  $20.00 each

If They Could Talk...

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RAE-ANN DILLMAN
MEDICINE HAT, AB  CANADA
RIMBEY JR/SR HIGH SCHOOL
RIMBEY, AB  CANADA
JUDITH HARMON
ACCOKEEK, MD
LEE-ANNE SEALE
TORONTO, ON  CANADA
FIRST PRESBYTERIAN ACADEMY
GREENVILLE, SC
THALES ACADEMY APEX HIGH SCHL
APEX, NC
RENO LITTLE THEATER
RENO, NV
PIERCE JOINT UNIFIED SCH DIST
ARBUCKLE, CA
PERFORMING ACADEMY
LAFAYETTE, CA
ARCHBISHOP MURPHY HIGH SCHOOL
EVERETT, WA
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Emailed E-script” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout. 

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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space.  Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.

IMPORTANT:
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  • Parts not available for download will be shipped at regular cost.
  • A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
  • All material prices are the same, whether paper, digital, or photocopied.
  • There are NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS on downloaded materials or distribution rights.

NOTE:  If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
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