Welcome to the French Riviera, where the annual Kantz France International Film Festival is about to take place.  A hodgepodge of people come together at the elegant Hotel Escargot — wretched hotel owner Wynona Elmsley, her downtrodden staff, a couple of bumbling jewel thieves hoping to profit from the wealthy guests, an inept reporter from the Celebrity Network, and directors, producers, actors, investors and movie fans from all over the world.  As the reporter interviews world renowned film directors, we see “film clips” of their movies, which are...  well...  let’s just say “artsy.”  Meanwhile, American producer Flash Potts, who doesn’t seem to care for originality, pitches Alamo II to investor and Texas oil man Ricky Joe Derrick.  In this sequel, the Texans win!  Don’t like it?  How about Titanic II, where the mighty ship hits an iceberg...  in the Caribbean!  Add a clueless police inspector, members of a royal family and Wynona trying to figure out which of her guests is really a reporter doing a write-up for the Elegant Hotels magazine, and we have one crazy time on the Riviera! 

Though unbelievably silly, you don’t have to worry about chaos at rehearsals.  Broken into short scenes for rehearsal purposes, you’ll love the chart in the script that shows exactly which actors you need for each scene.