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Haphazardly Ever After—The Musical

Book by Jeff Fluharty
Music and lyrics by Scott DeTurk


  • Cast, Set & Time
  • Materials & Prices
 
CAST:  Flexible cast of 19-35
SET:  Interior castle set
TIME:  About 110 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each (Click for more items) Director’s book:  $25.00 each
Piano score:  $27.50 each
Vocal score:  $12.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $75.00
Lyric Learner™:  $45.00 each
CD sampler W:  $4.00 each


ROYALTY:
$100 First Performance
$100 Each Additional Performance

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Guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, the musical fun in this original fractured fairy tale farce is equal only to its magical appeal and the haphazard events that lead to hysterical happily ever after! 

The mean Princess Cinnamon, the not-so-bright Princess Peppermint, the vain Prince Hairgel, and Prince Slacker are obnoxious, bratty adult children who do not live up to their royal titles — and they still live at home!  The king and queen try everything to help their children grow up and move out, but nothing seems to work.  After hiring a therapist, bringing in teachers, and even trying to marry off their children, the king and queen are ready for a happily-ever-after that doesn’t involve their children living at home.  They call upon a fairy godmother to help quiet the castle.  But who knew hiring a fairy godmother came at such a ridiculous price?  And the permits required are outrageous!  The king and queen decide to create a do-it-yourself fairy tale...  and chaos ensues!  Nothing goes as planned and musical, comical, royal chaos ensues.  But despite the king and queen’s DIY failure, the princes and princesses just might have been changed for the better. 

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Additional products available:
Director’s book:  $25.00 each
Piano score:  $27.50 each
Vocal score:  $12.00 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $75.00
Lyric Learner™:  $45.00 each
CD sampler W:  $4.00 each

Haphazardly Ever After — The Musical

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  • SCRIPT SAMPLE
  • SONG SAMPLES
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Use this script sample — including the cast list, production notes and several pages of the actual script — to help you select your next show.  It is open in a new browser tab or window.  To open it again, please click here.
NORTH MAC SCHOOL DISTRICT #34
GIRARD, IL
SOUTHSIDE CHARTER SCHOOLS
BATESVILLE, AR
ROUND VALLEY UNIFIED
SPRINGERVILLE, AZ
SUZANNE MIDDLE SCHOOL
WALNUT, CA
DAVID E SLOAN
FORT ST.  JOHN, BC
ST.  ALOYSIUS CATHOLIC SCHOOL
BOWLING GREEN, OH
CHRISTIAN FAMILY ACADEMY
CONOVER, NC
DIVYESH BHANDARI
BANGALORE,KARNATAKA  INDIA
RADAWN SMYTHE
BOISE, ID
ARMSTRONG COMMUNITY THEATER
KITTANNING, PA
BASTROP OPERA HOUSE
BASTROP, TX
WILLOWCREEK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
VALE, OR
BONITA VISTA HIGH SCHOOL
CHULA VISTA, CA
ST JOHN'S LUTHERAN SCHOOL
JUNEAU, WI
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Musical Theatre Audition Master Class in Vocals
What makes a good vocal audition that ultimately gets you the part?  This DVD will help you find out.
Listen to a clip of every song from the show
Click on a song title to play that sound clip.  Click again to pause, or simply click another title to switch songs.

Haphazardly Ever After
Why Was I Born into This Family
Pushed This Shrink to the Brink
Their Suitors Never Suit Me
Unteachable
Does Somebody Need a Little Magic
The Enchanted Depot
The Fairy Tale Book
The Spell to End All Spells
Love and Happiness
Can’t hear the song samples?  Click here for a different song format.
 
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E-Scripts allow organizations to receive an emailed, printable PDF of the script within one business day without needing to prepay for scripts or royalties.  This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of distribution rights for your entire cast. 

To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Emailed E-script” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout. 

IMPORTANT:
  • You will receive your emailed script within one business day.
  • Only scripts can be emailed.  Director’s books and music parts must be shipped at regular cost.
  • A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
  • All script prices are the same, whether paper, digital, or photocopied.
  • There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on e-scripts or distribution rights.

NOTE:  If you wish to receive a downloadable script immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! option.  Prepayment required.
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Get It Now! allows you to immediately download PDFs of the script, director’s book, and music scores for our shows.  Production/rehearsal CDs sets are also available for immediate download.  You will not receive physical versions of anything you select for Get It Now! delivery.  This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts (distribution rights) for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.

To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space.  Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.

IMPORTANT:
  • You will be able to download the available parts immediately after your credit card transaction is approved.  A valid email address is required.
  • Parts not available for download will be shipped at regular cost.
  • A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
  • All material prices are the same, whether paper, digital, or photocopied.
  • There are NO RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR REFUNDS on downloaded materials or distribution rights.

NOTE:  If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.
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