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Fast Train to the Poorhouse
or...  Villains Have Loco Motives


By Kenneth W. Staley


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CAST:  4M, 9F, plus extras
SET:  Simple exterior set
TIME:  About 45 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each

ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance

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The evil Throckmorton V.  Dirtmal has cast Grace and Clyde Gravely from their home and business, the Rest In Peace Hotel and Mortuary.  If only there was a way Pansy Pureheart, our sweet heroine, could help her dear friends.  Enter Walter Wedge, the hero, who just may be able to save the day and win Pansy’s heart...  until he is found giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to Candy Samples, Dirthmal’s cohort.  With Pansy angry at Walter, our villain now has the chance to become rich and put everyone else on the fast train to the poorhouse!


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RAVENNA PUBLIC SCHOOLS
RAVENNA, NE
BRAWLEY UHS DISTRICT
BRAWLEY, CA
NORTH TEXAS PERFORMING ARTS
PLANO, TX
CANTON SCHOOL DISTRICT
CANTON, SD
FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO
THE PLAY BUREAU (NZ) LTD
DUNEDIN  NEW ZEALAND
PAT TOMSOVIC
SHERIDAN, WY
MADISON CENTRAL SCH DIST #39-2
MADISON, SD
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space.  Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.

IMPORTANT:
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  • All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
  • There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.

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