CAST: 4M, 9F, plus extras
SET: Simple exterior set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$7.25 each
ROYALTY:
$40 First Performance
$40 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple exterior set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$7.25 each
ROYALTY:
$40 First Performance
$40 Each Additional Performance
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The evil Throckmorton V. Dirtmal has cast Grace and Clyde Gravely from their home and business, the Rest In Peace Hotel and Mortuary. If only there was a way Pansy Pureheart, our sweet heroine, could help her dear friends. Enter Walter Wedge, the hero, who just may be able to save the day and win Pansy’s heart... until he is found giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to Candy Samples, Dirthmal’s cohort. With Pansy angry at Walter, our villain now has the chance to become rich and put everyone else on the fast train to the poorhouse!
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BRAWLEY UHS DISTRICT
BRAWLEY, CA
BRAWLEY, CA
NORTH TEXAS PERFORMING ARTS
PLANO, TX
PLANO, TX
CANTON SCHOOL DISTRICT
CANTON, SD
CANTON, SD
FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO
THE PLAY BUREAU (NZ) LTD
DUNEDIN NEW ZEALAND
DUNEDIN NEW ZEALAND
PAT TOMSOVIC
SHERIDAN, WY
SHERIDAN, WY
MADISON CENTRAL SCH DIST #39-2
MADISON, SD
MADISON, SD
MCKINNEY AREA CHRISTIAN HMSCHL
MCKINNEY, TX
MCKINNEY, TX
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