CAST: 4M, 9F, plus extras
SET: Simple exterior set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple exterior set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
The evil Throckmorton V. Dirtmal has cast Grace and Clyde Gravely from their home and business, the Rest In Peace Hotel and Mortuary. If only there was a way Pansy Pureheart, our sweet heroine, could help her dear friends. Enter Walter Wedge, the hero, who just may be able to save the day and win Pansy’s heart... until he is found giving mouth to mouth resuscitation to Candy Samples, Dirthmal’s cohort. With Pansy angry at Walter, our villain now has the chance to become rich and put everyone else on the fast train to the poorhouse!
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Fast Train to the Poorhouse
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RAVENNA PUBLIC SCHOOLS
RAVENNA, NE
RAVENNA, NE
BRAWLEY UHS DISTRICT
BRAWLEY, CA
BRAWLEY, CA
NORTH TEXAS PERFORMING ARTS
PLANO, TX
PLANO, TX
CANTON SCHOOL DISTRICT
CANTON, SD
CANTON, SD
FIRST UNITED METHODIST CHURCH
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO
COLORADO SPRINGS, CO
THE PLAY BUREAU (NZ) LTD
DUNEDIN NEW ZEALAND
DUNEDIN NEW ZEALAND
PAT TOMSOVIC
SHERIDAN, WY
SHERIDAN, WY
MADISON CENTRAL SCH DIST #39-2
MADISON, SD
MADISON, SD
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
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- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
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Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.