CAST: Flexible cast of 10-25 (minimum 4M, 6F)
SET: Bare stage
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
SET: Bare stage
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.75 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
With first year teacher Ms. Collins out sick, a quirky cadre of students take it upon themselves to pull together the school’s annual “Classics on Parade,” acting out famous stories that they studied in their literature class. The students, however, decide to make the stories relevant to today’s audiences, with hilarious results! The authors are surely rolling over in their graves and Ms. Collins is terrified of losing her job, especially when the principal calls the superintendent in the middle of the show! You’ll love the hysterics of these plays-within-a-play. Romeo and Juliet set in a fast food place! Frankie Stein trying to assemble the perfect prom date! A second rate theatrical agent becoming the Phantom of the Opera so he can force a good deal! A desperate Shirley Holmes and Joni Watson jump-starting a new detective agency! And teenage slacker Artie surprising his unimpressed mother with a sword he pulled from a stone! It’s a comedy treat sprinkled with outrageous takes on some very familiar characters. One easy set, simple costuming, as easy to produce as it is fun to watch!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
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COPPER BASIN HIGH SCHOOL
COPPERHILL, TN
COPPERHILL, TN
AUDRA JANES
GARNAVILLO, IA
GARNAVILLO, IA
ST AUGUSTINE SCHOOL
OSSINING, NY
OSSINING, NY
ALGOMA CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
KENT CITY, MI
KENT CITY, MI
NORWAY HIGH SCHOOL
NORWAY, MI
NORWAY, MI
MONROE ACTORS STAGE COMPANY
WATERLOO, IL
WATERLOO, IL
CALIFORNIA SCHOOL FOR THE DEAF
RIVERSIDE, CA
RIVERSIDE, CA
BRISTOL CTY AGRICULTURAL HS
DIGHTON, MA
DIGHTON, MA
FALLBROOK UNION HIGH SCHOOL
FALLBROOK, CA
FALLBROOK, CA
ALLISON CLOUGH
SYRACUSE, UT
SYRACUSE, UT
DELTA COUNTY JOINT SD 50
DELTA, CO
DELTA, CO
HEBER SPRINGS ELEMENTARY
HEBER SPRINGS, AR
HEBER SPRINGS, AR
MARY O'DOWD
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA
LAKE CITY AREA SCHOOLS
LAKE CITY, MI
LAKE CITY, MI
SWANVILLE PUBLIC SCH ISD #486
SWANVILLE, MN
SWANVILLE, MN
FISHERS JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
FISHERS, IN
FISHERS, IN
CINCINNATUS CENTRAL SCHOOL
CINCINNATUS, NY
CINCINNATUS, NY
NORTH SHORE MIDDLE SCHOOL
HARTLAND, WI
HARTLAND, WI
VALLEY CHRISTIAN MIDDLE SCHOOL
CERRITOS, CA
CERRITOS, CA
CLINTON CENTRAL JR/SR HS
MICHIGANTOWN, IN
MICHIGANTOWN, IN
BUCKEYE TRAIL HIGH SCHOOL
LORE CITY, OH
LORE CITY, OH
ELLSWORTH PUBLIC SCHOOL
ELLSWORTH, MN
ELLSWORTH, MN
WHITEHALL YEARLING HIGH SCHOOL
WHITEHALL, OH
WHITEHALL, OH
SPOTLIGHT ACTING SCHOOL
BEREA, KY
BEREA, KY
SOMETHING NEW STUDIO
SORRENTO, FL
SORRENTO, FL
RENE YOUNG
MINNEAPOLIS, KS
MINNEAPOLIS, KS
LINDA SCHULER
STATE CENTER, IA
STATE CENTER, IA
MORIAH CENTRAL SCHOOL
PORT HENRY, NY
PORT HENRY, NY
ST JOHN BOSCO SCHOOL
HAMMOND, IN
HAMMOND, IN
LYNDEN MIDDLE SCHOOL
LYNDEN, WA
LYNDEN, WA
ST THERESA CATHOLIC SCHOOL
PALM SPRINGS, CA
PALM SPRINGS, CA
TANYA HAUGEN
DULUTH, MN
DULUTH, MN
DORAL ACADEMY OF COLORADO
WESTMINSTER, CO
WESTMINSTER, CO
WALL SCHOOL DISTRICT #51-5
WALL, SD
WALL, SD
ORANGE PARK COMMUNITY THEATRE
ORANGE PARK, FL
ORANGE PARK, FL
HUME HIGH SCHOOL
HUME, MO
HUME, MO
CLINTON GRACE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
CLINTON, MD
CLINTON, MD
RHEA COUNTY HIGH SCHOOL
EVENSVILLE, TN
EVENSVILLE, TN
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Classic Readers Theatre for Young Adults
Students will gain familiarity with unforgettable works of literature while improving their vocal and presentation skills.
Students will gain familiarity with unforgettable works of literature while improving their vocal and presentation skills.
The Physical Comedy Handbook
This is a one-of-a-kind resource for students, actors, teachers and directors interested in physical comedy — from slapstick pratfalls to the theatre of the absurd.
This is a one-of-a-kind resource for students, actors, teachers and directors interested in physical comedy — from slapstick pratfalls to the theatre of the absurd.
Literature will never be the same. What the audience will discover is a new and humorous way of looking at these classics. With slapstick, situational comedy, and an inordinate amount of plain silliness, this show is a riot for anyone. Trib Live, Armstrong, PA
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need to make for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout, indicate which materials you would like sent electronically, and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you’ve specified the exact number of performances and selected “Bill Now” for your royalties.
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NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, you can still take advantage of E-Scripts and receive your emailed PDF within one business day.