CAST: Flexible cast of 10-25 (minimum 4M, 6F)
SET: Bare stage
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script: $7.25 Director’s book: $22.50
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
SET: Bare stage
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script: $7.25 Director’s book: $22.50
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
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With first year teacher Ms. Collins out sick, a quirky cadre of students take it upon themselves to pull together the school’s annual “Classics on Parade,” acting out famous stories that they studied in their literature class. The students, however, decide to make the stories relevant to today’s audiences, with hilarious results! The authors are surely rolling over in their graves and Ms. Collins is terrified of losing her job, especially when the principal calls the superintendent in the middle of the show! You’ll love the hysterics of these plays-within-a-play. Romeo and Juliet set in a fast food place! Frankie Stein trying to assemble the perfect prom date! Read more...
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Director’s book: $22.50
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PELLA OPERA HOUSE
PELLA, IA
PELLA, IA
STAR OF THE SEA SCHOOL
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA
GROTON JR/SR HIGH SCHOOL
GROTON, NY
GROTON, NY
THAMES VALLEY DIST SCH BOARD
LONDON, ON CANADA
LONDON, ON CANADA
CANASERAGA CENTRAL SCHOOL
CANASERAGA, NY
CANASERAGA, NY
MARIETTA CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT
MARIETTA, OH
MARIETTA, OH
DURHAM CATHOLIC DISTRICT SB
OSHAWA, ON CANADA
OSHAWA, ON CANADA
BASIS PRESCOTT
PRESCOTT, AZ
PRESCOTT, AZ
CEDARVILLE MIDDLE SCHOOL
CEDARVILLE, OH
CEDARVILLE, OH
GRS COOPERATIVE SCHOOL DIST
GORHAM, NH
GORHAM, NH
MADELIA PUBLIC SCHOOLS
MADELIA, MN
MADELIA, MN
BRITTON-HECLA SCHOOL DISTRICT
BRITTON, SD
BRITTON, SD
CALGARY BOARD OF EDUCATION
CALGARY, AB CANADA
CALGARY, AB CANADA
SHEPHERD MIDDLE SCHOOL
SHEPHERD, MI
SHEPHERD, MI
LAKOTA LOCAL SCHOOLS
LIBERTY TOWNSHIP, OH
LIBERTY TOWNSHIP, OH
JOHNSON MIDDLE SCHOOL
WALPOLE, MA
WALPOLE, MA
FERTILE-BELTRAMI ISD #599
FERTILE, MN
FERTILE, MN
SEMINOLE COUNTY PUBLIC SCHOOLS
SANFORD, FL
SANFORD, FL
KINGSLEY AREA SCHOOLS
KINGSLEY, MI
KINGSLEY, MI
UNIV OF WISCONSIN-MARINETTE
MARINETTE, WI
MARINETTE, WI
BLAIR OAKS R-II SCH DISTRICT
JEFFERSON CITY, MO
JEFFERSON CITY, MO
HARPER CHOICE MIDDLE SCHOOL
COLUMBIA, MD
COLUMBIA, MD
NORTH JACKSON USD #335
HOLTON, KS
HOLTON, KS
CENTERSTAGE PERF ARTS ACADEMY
GALLATIN, TN
GALLATIN, TN
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT.
For production: E-Scripts
E-Scripts allow organizations to receive an emailed, printable PDF of the script within one business day without needing to prepay for scripts or royalties. This option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of distribution rights for your entire cast.
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