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Complaint Department and Lemonade

By Kamron Klitgaard


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CAST:  Flexible cast of 3-15
SET:  Interior office set
TIME:  About 40 minutes
Script:
$7.75 each (Click for more items) Director’s book:  $22.50 each


ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance

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People will complain about anything — not almost anything, but absolutely anything! 

In this rapid succession of hysterical grievances, the complaint department takes on everything from Oreo icing to kleptomania and from songs stuck in the head to the price of cheese and on and on and on.  Could there be a glimmer of hope for anyone in charge of a complaint department? 

With a clever concept of rotating each complainant into the seat behind the desk, each character not only airs their own grievances, but must also focus on someone else’s problem and assist them with their complaint.  All the roles are extremely balanced to give everyone their moment in the spotlight.  Or, since no more than two people are ever onstage simultaneously, extensive doubling offers actors the challenge of creating multiple characters. 

With extremely simple production needs, this fun and fast-paced one act can be performed just about anywhere and is a clever contest piece.

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Complaint Department and Lemonade

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BARBARA CRUSE
VERADALE, WA
GOSHEN MIDDLE SCHOOL
GOSHEN, OH
GREENLEAF PERF ARTS ACADEMY
OLATHE, KS
TULARE CITY SCHOOL DISTRICT
TULARE, CA
WESTGATE COLLEGIATE SCHOOL
THUNDER BAY, ON  CANADA
SPARKMAN 9TH GRADE SCHOOL
HARVEST, AL
FLETCHER MIDDLE SCHOOL
PALO ALTO, CA
ENDEAVOR CHARTER SCHOOL
WAKE FOREST, NC
FRANKLIN SCH FOR THE PERF ARTS
FRANKLIN, MA
LAURA BURKE
CHESTERFIELD, VA
MOLLY MCCOY
FRAMINGHAM, MA
REBECCA HALE
MYRTLE BEACH, SC
SHELLY MARTIN
ELMIRA, ON  CANADA
BERNICE AYER MIDDLE SCHOOL
SAN CLEMENTE, CA
SACRED HEART CATHOLIC SCHOOL
MORRILTON, AR
IMMANUEL CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
SPRINGFIELD, VA
COLLEGE STATION ISD
COLLEGE STATION, TX
CARDINAL NEWMAN SCHOOL
COLUMBIA, SC
OLENTANGY BERKSHIRE MIDDLE SCH
GALENA, OH
COMAL ISD
NEW BRAUNFELS, TX
NORTHWEST CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
PHOENIX, AZ
PALMER PUBLIC SCHOOL
PALMER, NE
IDAHO ARTS CHARTER SCHOOL
NAMPA, ID
SYNERGY SCHOOL
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
DIETERICH CUSD #30
DIETERICH, IL
SOUTH LANCASTER ACADEMY
LANCASTER, MA
LEADER COMPOSITE SCHOOL
LEADER, SK  CANADA
MUSSELMAN THEATRE INC
INWOOD, WV
ROBSON RANCH DRAMA CLUB
DENTON, TX
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NEW BLOOMFIELD, MO
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DOWNS, IL
LISA JOUANEH
EUREKA, CA
PEGGY MICHELIN
DEMOTTE, IN
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GREENVILLE, SC
PHILIPSBURG SCHOOL DIST #1
PHILIPSBURG, MT
MEGAN YARMAN
MEDINA, OH
TOPEKA COLLEGIATE SCHOOL
TOPEKA, KS
ROBIDOUX RESIDENT THEATRE
SAINT JOSEPH, MO
COMMUNITY LEARNING CENTER ACDY
CLEARWATER, FL
RANDOLPH COUNTY SCHOOLS
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REDFIELD, SD
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MARANTHA CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
BROOKLYN PARK, MN
GWEN BERGER
CHARLOTTE, NC
ARGYLE CENTRAL SCHOOL
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GINNIFER THOMAS
BAY CITY, TX
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BLAIRSVILLE, GA
SIGSBEE CHARTER SCHOOL
KEY WEST, FL
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MAPLE CREEK, SK  CANADA
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APO, AP
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WARREN, OH
OUR LADY OF THE SNOWS SCHOOL
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SPOKANE, WA
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HANOI  VIETNAM
ST GENEVIEVE SD R-II
SAINTE GENEVIEVE, MO
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BARTLEY, NE
ORTONVILLE PUBLIC SCHLS #2903
ORTONVILLE, MN
POCAHONTAS JR/SR HS
POCAHONTAS, AR
MELCOURT POUX
CHARLOTTE, NC
BRIGGS CHANEY MIDDLE SCHOOL
SILVER SPRING, MD
SWEENY ISD
SWEENY, TX
WEST BOYD PUBLIC SCHOOL
SPENCER, NE
LAUREN KNOWLES
MIDLAND, TX
PRAIRIE JR HIGH SCHOOL
ALSIP, IL
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GLENDALE HEIGHTS, IL
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BLUFFTON, SC
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NORTH PORT, FL
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TOLEDO, OH
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DUBLIN, GA
ST JAMES MIDDLE SCHOOL
ST JAMES, MO
FRANK GOODSIR
CRESTON, BC  CANADA
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MOBILE, AL
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SHERMAN STATION, ME
MARSHFIELD HIGH SCHOOL
MARSHFIELD, WI
JENNIFER SHOEMAKER
NILES, MI
ADLIB ENTERTAINMENT PTY LTD
NARRE WARREN, VIC  AUSTRALIA
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ARLINGTON, MA
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FOUNTAIN VALLEY, CA
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CHIPMAN, NB  CANADA
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IDAHO CITY, ID
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STAFFORD, VA
ATHENA ACADEMY
PALO ALTO, CA
OAK HARBOR SCHOOL DISTRICT 201
OAK HARBOR, WA
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FORT ANN, NY
DESSIE GRANNIS
ANKENY, IA
LAURA REININGER
PORTLAND, TX
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PETERSBURG, AK
DONNA STEMBRIDGE
SAVANNAH, GA
EMINENCE JR/SR HIGH SCHOOL
EMINENCE, IN
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CEDAR CREEK, TX
JOSIE JONES
ARRIBA, CO
CARNEY-NADEAU PUBLIC SCHOOL
CARNEY, MI
RACHEL JENSEN
SPRINGFIELD, OH
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CLARION, IA
ASSUMPTION CATHOLIC SCHOOL
DURAND, WI
YORK HIGH SCHOOL
YORK, ME
DEIDRE NELSON
GLENTWORTH, SK  CANADA
NAPA ACADEMY OF PERFORMING ART
NAPA, CA
CHRISTOPHER MARTIN
ASHEVILLE, NC
RACHEL WAGNER
WORCESTER, MA
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