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The Carol Burnett Show (Old Folks Home)


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Carol Burnett is known as one of the most brilliant comedians of all time, and her Carol Burnett Show ran for 11 years, garnering 25 prime-time Emmy awards and inclusion on Time magazine’s list of “100 Best TV Shows of All Times.” 

With a new resurgence in popularity due to the 2015 release of her The Carol Burnett Show:  The Lost Episodes DVD box set, you’ll love this opportunity to get the actual scripts to some of her best comedy sketches, as performed by the unsurpassed team of Carol, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, and Vickie Lawrence.  Pioneer Drama Service is proud to be entrusted as the SOLE SOURCE of these original scripts, and we are especially excited to make them available for you royalty-free!

Not a word in these scripts has been changed, and the collection includes a short word of advice from Carol about performing sketch comedy.  Since the skits are royalty-free, you can use them to practice comedy techniques or in your own live or online show. 

In 2019, Carol Burnett became the first recipient of the Carol Burnett Award, an honorary Golden Globe Award bestowed for outstanding contributions to television on or off the screen.  Associate producer Robert Wright and the entire staff of the Carol Burnett Show are donating their share of profits from the sale of this comedy material to the Navajo Indian Children’s Scholarship Trust.

Old folks Molly and Bert shuffle onto the front porch to their rocking chairs and exchange witty jokes about growing old.  Audiences of all ages won’t stop laughing.  The Old Folks #1: Molly cools Bert’s ardor with one-liner put-downs.  The Old Folks #2: Bert tries to persuade Molly to take a glamorous vacation together.  The Old Folks #3: The rocking chair lovers reminisce, because there’s not much else left!  The Old Folks #4: Another suitor tries to capture Molly’s fancy, much to Bert’s dismay.  The Old Folks #5: The couple try to stay awake to ring in the New Year.  The Old Folks #6: Bert spies on a ’topless’ male lifeguard when the couple vacations to Florida.  The Old Folks #7: Deciding what to watch on TV becomes a challenge when Molly can’t remember the name of the show she wanted to watch.  The Old Folks #8: Recalling the details of their honeymoon is difficult when Bert and Molly keep falling asleep.  The sketches are fast paced and sure to challenge actors of any skill level. 

In 2019, Carol Burnett became the first recipient of the Carol Burnett Award, an honorary Golden Globe Award bestowed for outstanding contributions to television on or off the screen.  Associate producer Robert Wright and the entire staff of the Carol Burnett Show are donating their share of profits from the sale of this comedy material to the Navajo Indian Children’s Scholarship Trust.

We have 10 different scene collections of Carol Burnett skits, each with at least four different sketches.  Order all 10 for a package price of $250 and save $80! You’ll even receive free electronic delivery!


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