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Carol Burnett is known as one of the most brilliant comedians of all time, and her Carol Burnett Show ran for 11 years, garnering 25 prime-time Emmy awards and inclusion on Time magazine’s list of “100 Best TV Shows of All Times.”
With a new resurgence in popularity due to the 2015 release of her The Carol Burnett Show: The Lost Episodes DVD box set, you’ll love this opportunity to get the actual scripts to some of her best comedy sketches, as performed by the unsurpassed team of Carol, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, and Vickie Lawrence. Pioneer Drama Service is proud to be entrusted as the SOLE SOURCE of these original scripts, and we are especially excited to make them available for you royalty-free!
Not a word in these scripts has been changed, and the collection includes a short word of advice from Carol about performing sketch comedy. Since the skits are royalty-free, you can use them to practice comedy techniques or in your own live or online show.
In 2019, Carol Burnett became the first recipient of the Carol Burnett Award, an honorary Golden Globe Award bestowed for outstanding contributions to television on or off the screen. Associate producer Robert Wright and the entire staff of the Carol Burnett Show are donating their share of profits from the sale of this comedy material to the Navajo Indian Children’s Scholarship Trust.
Comedy Kit A-7: Four comedy sketches. 1. Football Widow — Nothing can tear Harry away from TV football except the sexy neighbor. He loses the game when the sisters walk off the TV. 2. Rent-A-Car — An unsuspecting traveler at the airport gets caught in the middle of a merciless competitive conflict between the Gertz Rent-A-Car girl and her counterpart from Mavis Rent-A-Car. He ends up taking the bus. 3. Truck Stop — Nagging Zelda fancies that a truck driver is flirting with her. Weary George is asked to defend her honor and only Zelda comes out unharmed. 4. Cafe Argentine — Selma and Blanche stop at a new place for lunch. But there’s no Spanish food at the Cafe Argentine — it’s all beer, knockwurst, and sauerkraut. The waiter is a Nazi hothead. The whole place is the Third Reich. They escape to the sound of machine gun fire.
We have 10 different scene collections of Carol Burnett skits, each with at least four different sketches. Order all 10 for a package price of $250 and save $80! You’ll even receive free electronic delivery!
With a new resurgence in popularity due to the 2015 release of her The Carol Burnett Show: The Lost Episodes DVD box set, you’ll love this opportunity to get the actual scripts to some of her best comedy sketches, as performed by the unsurpassed team of Carol, Harvey Korman, Tim Conway, and Vickie Lawrence. Pioneer Drama Service is proud to be entrusted as the SOLE SOURCE of these original scripts, and we are especially excited to make them available for you royalty-free!
Not a word in these scripts has been changed, and the collection includes a short word of advice from Carol about performing sketch comedy. Since the skits are royalty-free, you can use them to practice comedy techniques or in your own live or online show.
In 2019, Carol Burnett became the first recipient of the Carol Burnett Award, an honorary Golden Globe Award bestowed for outstanding contributions to television on or off the screen. Associate producer Robert Wright and the entire staff of the Carol Burnett Show are donating their share of profits from the sale of this comedy material to the Navajo Indian Children’s Scholarship Trust.
Comedy Kit A-7: Four comedy sketches. 1. Football Widow — Nothing can tear Harry away from TV football except the sexy neighbor. He loses the game when the sisters walk off the TV. 2. Rent-A-Car — An unsuspecting traveler at the airport gets caught in the middle of a merciless competitive conflict between the Gertz Rent-A-Car girl and her counterpart from Mavis Rent-A-Car. He ends up taking the bus. 3. Truck Stop — Nagging Zelda fancies that a truck driver is flirting with her. Weary George is asked to defend her honor and only Zelda comes out unharmed. 4. Cafe Argentine — Selma and Blanche stop at a new place for lunch. But there’s no Spanish food at the Cafe Argentine — it’s all beer, knockwurst, and sauerkraut. The waiter is a Nazi hothead. The whole place is the Third Reich. They escape to the sound of machine gun fire.
We have 10 different scene collections of Carol Burnett skits, each with at least four different sketches. Order all 10 for a package price of $250 and save $80! You’ll even receive free electronic delivery!
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The Carol Burnett Show (Collection A-7)
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