CAST: Flexible cast of 16 (5M, 5F, plus 6 roles that can be any)
SET: Interior veterinary clinic set
TIME: About 50 minutes
Script:
$8.25 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior veterinary clinic set
TIME: About 50 minutes
Script:
$8.25 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
Tons of fun and physical comedy energize this truly “wild” one-act farce. Revolutionary pet therapist Dr. Marla Brett has recently developed a new pill that she claims will help people better understand their pets. Her protégé, Dr. Lizzie Linkester, is overjoyed to handle the trial run of the new drug at her veterinarian clinic. Eager patients, including a US senator, a farmer, and an exterminator, flood the clinic in hopes of learning to communicate better with their pets. But medical breakthrough turns to chaos as the pet owners return, suffering from an unforeseen side effect — they’re now starting to act like their animals! Skillfully written so that each actor has his or her moment in the spotlight, you won’t be barking up the wrong tree when you produce this riotous show. It’s the cat’s meow!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Understanding Your Pet with Dr. Marla Brett
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FOUNDERS CLASSICAL ACADEMY
FLOWER MOUND, TX
FLOWER MOUND, TX
ASHBROOK INDEPENDENT SCHOOL
CORVALLIS, OR
CORVALLIS, OR
PRAIRIE DU CHIEN DISTRICT OFC
PRAIRIE DU CHIEN, WI
PRAIRIE DU CHIEN, WI
SOUTHSIDE MIDDLE SCHOOL
MUNCIE, IN
MUNCIE, IN
TRINITY EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
AUSTIN, TX
AUSTIN, TX
LINDA MITCHELL
RIO VISTA, CA
RIO VISTA, CA
FOOTHILLS SCHOOL
DEER PARK, CA
DEER PARK, CA
CHRISTINE SCHAEFER
GREENFIELD, IN
GREENFIELD, IN
ST JOHN THE BAPTIST SCHOOL
SMITHTON, IL
SMITHTON, IL
CORNERSTONE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
HARRISONBURG, VA
HARRISONBURG, VA
HARRIMAN HIGH SCHOOL
HARRIMAN, TN
HARRIMAN, TN
ZION ST JOHN LUTHERAN SCHOOL
PAULLINA, IA
PAULLINA, IA
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Hear what directors and critics are saying:
So many of us love our pets — audiences were extra responsive and appreciative of all the animals. They thought the play very funny! Lorena Blount, Allerton Booster Club, Allerton, IA
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.