CAST: Flexible cast of 16 (5M, 5F, plus 6 roles that can be any)
SET: Interior veterinary clinic set
TIME: About 50 minutes
Script:
$7.50 each Director’s book: $22.50 each
ROYALTY:
$45 First Performance
$45 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior veterinary clinic set
TIME: About 50 minutes
Script:
$7.50 each Director’s book: $22.50 each
ROYALTY:
$45 First Performance
$45 Each Additional Performance
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Tons of fun and physical comedy energize this truly “wild” one-act farce. Revolutionary pet therapist Dr. Marla Brett has recently developed a new pill that she claims will help people better understand their pets. Her protégé, Dr. Lizzie Linkester, is overjoyed to handle the trial run of the new drug at her veterinarian clinic. Eager patients, including a US senator, a farmer, and an exterminator, flood the clinic in hopes of learning to communicate better with their pets. But medical breakthrough turns to chaos as the pet owners return, suffering from an unforeseen side effect — they’re now starting to act like their animals! Skillfully written so that each actor has his or her moment in the spotlight, you won’t be barking up the wrong tree when you produce this riotous show. It’s the cat’s meow!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $22.50 each
Director’s book: $22.50 each
Understanding Your Pet with Dr. Marla Brett
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ILLINOIS SCHOOL FOR
JACKSONVILLE, IL
JACKSONVILLE, IL
POUDRE SCHOOL DISTRICT
FORT COLLINS, CO
FORT COLLINS, CO
SEAMAN MIDDLE SCHOOL
TOPEKA, KS
TOPEKA, KS
RACHELLE COUCHMAN
LEANDER, TX
LEANDER, TX
OAK HILL JR HIGH SCHOOL
CONVERSE, IN
CONVERSE, IN
OAK HARBOR HIGH SCHOOL
OAK HARBOR, OH
OAK HARBOR, OH
LOMPOC UNIFIED SCHOOL DIST
LOMPOC, CA
LOMPOC, CA
MARCY DAVIES-BOTH
WYNYARD, SK CANADA
WYNYARD, SK CANADA
ST PAUL LUTHERAN SCHOOL
FAIRMONT, MN
FAIRMONT, MN
STEVEN HOSCH
LYONS, NE
LYONS, NE
SACRED HEART CATHOLIC SCHOOL
FLORESVILLE, TX
FLORESVILLE, TX
STEWARTSVILLE HIGH SCH
STEWARTSVILLE, MO
STEWARTSVILLE, MO
CASCADE MIDDLE SCHOOL
WAR TRACE, TN
WAR TRACE, TN
LAMKIN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
CYPRESS, TX
CYPRESS, TX
CENTRAL SQUARE MIDDLE SCHOOL
CENTRAL SQUARE, NY
CENTRAL SQUARE, NY
CENTER FOR INSTRUCTION,
MEXICO, NY
MEXICO, NY
SPRINGFIELD LOCAL SCHOOLS
AKRON, OH
AKRON, OH
WEST FRANKLIN HIGH SCHOOL
POMONA, KS
POMONA, KS
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Hear what directors and critics are saying:
So many of us love our pets — audiences were extra responsive and appreciative of all the animals. They thought the play very funny! Lorena Blount, Allerton Booster Club, Allerton, IA
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