CAST: 2M, 7F, plus 22 roles that can be any
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 40 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 40 minutes
Script:
$8.00 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
You’ve heard of a cow jumping over the moon, but what about an alien cow who produces green milk?
In this delightfully silly ensemble comedy (with no role larger than 45 lines!), aliens intercept a signal from Earth about the most prestigious prize on the planet — a county fair blue ribbon. They decide to enter their cow in the fair’s Best Cow contest so they can be the talk of the solar system. After landing on Earth on the Oxen Rutabaga Farm, they are discovered by a young girl named Maisy. In the hysterical confusion of meeting a human, the aliens accidentally switch their cow for Maisy’s cow, Daisy Belle. With the fast-approaching contest, the aliens and humans both plot to switch back the bovines. Complicating matters is a simple-minded detective, Lt. Applebottom, and his team of alien catchers — who are really the police station custodians. Will the cows get switched back in time? Will Lt. Applebottom catch the aliens? And how do grilled cheese sandwiches become a peace offering?
This hilarious tale that shows how even the most unlikely of lifeforms can live together in harmony features a flexible cast that will surely win you the blue ribbon with audiences young and old!
In this delightfully silly ensemble comedy (with no role larger than 45 lines!), aliens intercept a signal from Earth about the most prestigious prize on the planet — a county fair blue ribbon. They decide to enter their cow in the fair’s Best Cow contest so they can be the talk of the solar system. After landing on Earth on the Oxen Rutabaga Farm, they are discovered by a young girl named Maisy. In the hysterical confusion of meeting a human, the aliens accidentally switch their cow for Maisy’s cow, Daisy Belle. With the fast-approaching contest, the aliens and humans both plot to switch back the bovines. Complicating matters is a simple-minded detective, Lt. Applebottom, and his team of alien catchers — who are really the police station custodians. Will the cows get switched back in time? Will Lt. Applebottom catch the aliens? And how do grilled cheese sandwiches become a peace offering?
This hilarious tale that shows how even the most unlikely of lifeforms can live together in harmony features a flexible cast that will surely win you the blue ribbon with audiences young and old!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
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ELWOOD SCHOOL DIST #203
ELWOOD, IL
ELWOOD, IL
TOWN HALL THEATRE COMPANY
LAFAYETTE, CA
LAFAYETTE, CA
WILLIAM H BARTON INTERMEDIATE
QUEENSBURY, NY
QUEENSBURY, NY
ARBORCREEK MONTESSORI ACDY
FARMERS BRANCH, TX
FARMERS BRANCH, TX
STAGES AT THEATRE WOODSTOCK
WOODSTOCK, ON CANADA
WOODSTOCK, ON CANADA
WEST MIDDLE SCHOOL
LAWRENCE, KS
LAWRENCE, KS
HOLY SPIRIT CATHOLIC SCHOOL
SAN ANTONIO, TX
SAN ANTONIO, TX
HOLY NAME SCHOOL
HENDERSON, KY
HENDERSON, KY
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