CAST: 11M, 15F
SET: Interior school sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.50 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior school sets
TIME: About 75 minutes
Script:
$8.50 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
Being in a school play is a blast, but being trapped in one is no picnic! This amusing spoof within a spoof strings together misleading clues, vegetable jokes, the theory of relativity, and a Hamlet-loving pig hostage in a hysterical chain of events guaranteed to make your audiences squeal with delight! After being surprise-attacked by a pig nosed maniac who leaves victims tied in string with bad jokes taped to their backs, the students set out to reveal the masked ’Pigsty’ who has trapped them behind the dramatic fourth wall! Is it the loopy drama teacher, Mrs. Looney, who wears a pig broach on her toga and mourns the recent departure of her pet pig? Or could it be the gruff, loud-mouthed librarian, Mrs. Shrill, who stores balls of incriminating string behind her desk? With a little help from the Squeak Chorus and the mysterious Pig in Black, Tiffany, Drew, Jamie Lee, Carrie, Jason and Norman have to learn to ’think outside the script’ or risk being trapped in the mysterious fourth dimension forever! From whiny and melodramatic thespians to a pair of lunch servers who get their kicks passing tofu dogs off as real meat, you’ll have riotous fun following the zany characters as they journey through the scenes to unmask the snorting villain!
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TIDIOUTE COMMUNITY CHARTER SCH
TIDIOUTE, PA
TIDIOUTE, PA
HAMLIN SCHOOL DISTRICT
HAYTI, SD
HAYTI, SD
KOOTENAY CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
CRANBROOK, BC CANADA
CRANBROOK, BC CANADA
BRYAN REMKE
CINCINNATI, OH
CINCINNATI, OH
MELISSA METZ
CHICAGO, IL
CHICAGO, IL
GILBERT PUBLIC SCHOOLS
GILBERT, AZ
GILBERT, AZ
MARY HAUGEN
HUTCHINSON, MN
HUTCHINSON, MN
BALDWIN BOROUGH PUBLIC LIBRARY
PITTSBURGH, PA
PITTSBURGH, PA
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Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts within one business day of when your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you wish to receive your material immediately, take advantage of our Get It Now! delivery option. Prepayment required.
Get It Now! Immediate Downloads
Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.