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Squad Room Blues

Book by Tim Kelly
Music by Arne Christiansen
Lyrics by Ole H. Kittleson


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CAST:  Flexible cast of 29 (roughly 13M, 16F), chorus, extras
SET:  Simple interior set
TIME:  About 120 minutes
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$9.00 each (Click for more items) Piano score:  $30.00 each
Vocal score:  $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $85.00
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Hey, let’s be careful out there!  Your actors will steal the show with this musical comedy!  This crew of detectives works with everyone from counterfeiters to kleptomaniacs.  Things really go as "krazy as a Keystone Kop" when power-hungry Commander Rainwater plans to run for mayor.  He puts the pressure on squad room leader Lieutenant Mootfowl to clean up crime in City Park, where "only a moving bullet is safe."  Mootfowl will have to turn in his badge if he doesn’t come through, which is exactly what Rainwater hopes.  The first class songs and wild characters guarantee your audience won’t be robbed of any fun.  This zany musical is full of mad-cap (or should that be "mad-cop"?!)  fun:  crazy con artists, corny crime victims, loony lawyers and even the Pink Poodle Disco’s hat check girl, who only has matrimony on her mind.  Luckily, Mootfowl is smarter than Commander Rainwater thinks.  Before the final curtain falls, things have sorted themselves out in hilarious style.  The popular Christiansen/Kittleson team has put together another fun-filled musical score, including tunes such as "Clean Up the Park," "A Mouse!"  and the hilarious "Squad Room."  It would be a crime to miss this show!


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Squad Room Blues

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DEBRA ZEPICK
PONOKA, AB  CANADA
BRUCE MCLAREN INTERMEDIATE
AUCKLAND  NEW ZEALAND
COTTONWOOD UNION SCHOOL DIST
COTTONWOOD, CA
COLUMBIA ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
COLUMBIA, CA
CLAY COUNTY SCHOOLS
CLAY, WV
CLARKSTON VILLAGE PLAYERS
CLARKSTON, MI
ST JOHNS LUTHERAN CHURCH
BURR OAK, MI
DIANE AND FRANK PORTERFIELD
OCALA, FL
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