CAST: 5M, 6F, plus 1 role that can be any
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 65 minutes
Script:
$8.50 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
SET: Simple interior and exterior sets
TIME: About 65 minutes
Script:
$8.50 each Director’s book: $25.00 each
ROYALTY:
$60 First Performance
$60 Each Additional Performance
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If ye be searching for a true fish-out-of-water story, then this here be the play for thee!
Princess Amber and her sisters are sad to see their princes sail off. The not-so-noblemen have been tasked with taking down the dreaded pirate Blacktooth, who’s known for his crimes against humanity — like never showering or brushing his teeth! As the princes set sail, the princesses decide to act out their own pirate adventures, only to find they’re being spied on by Blacktooth himself. Believing the princesses to be bloodthirsty pirates and in need of a new crew after he forced his last one to walk the plank, Blacktooth makes them an offer they can’t refuse: serve on his ship or else!
Turns out, the real pirate life is nothing like the princesses’ make-believe — the food is frightful, the rats are repugnant, and Blacktooth has the most vile breath on the seven seas! And when the princesses find the princes lounging on a deserted island without a care in the world, all hopes of being saved fall squarely on the shoulders of Amber and her sisters. This rollicking spin on the traditional pirate’s tale proves you don’t have to be a pirate to be fierce and fearless!
Princess Amber and her sisters are sad to see their princes sail off. The not-so-noblemen have been tasked with taking down the dreaded pirate Blacktooth, who’s known for his crimes against humanity — like never showering or brushing his teeth! As the princes set sail, the princesses decide to act out their own pirate adventures, only to find they’re being spied on by Blacktooth himself. Believing the princesses to be bloodthirsty pirates and in need of a new crew after he forced his last one to walk the plank, Blacktooth makes them an offer they can’t refuse: serve on his ship or else!
Turns out, the real pirate life is nothing like the princesses’ make-believe — the food is frightful, the rats are repugnant, and Blacktooth has the most vile breath on the seven seas! And when the princesses find the princes lounging on a deserted island without a care in the world, all hopes of being saved fall squarely on the shoulders of Amber and her sisters. This rollicking spin on the traditional pirate’s tale proves you don’t have to be a pirate to be fierce and fearless!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Director’s book: $25.00 each
Real Pirates Don’t Wear Tiaras
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LASSEN HIGH SCHOOL
SUSANVILLE, CA
SUSANVILLE, CA
COLLEGE HEIGHTS SECONDARY
PRINCE GEORGE, BC CANADA
PRINCE GEORGE, BC CANADA
PENN GRIFFIN SCH FOR THE ARTS
HIGH POINT, NC
HIGH POINT, NC
CLYDE NEVILLE
PRESCOTT VALLEY, AZ
PRESCOTT VALLEY, AZ
OAKRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL
OAKRIDGE, OR
OAKRIDGE, OR
GLENBORO SCHOOL
GLENBORO, MB CANADA
GLENBORO, MB CANADA
BARTOW MIDDLE SCHOOL
BARTOW, FL
BARTOW, FL
SOUTH SUBURBAN PARKS & REC.
CENTENNIAL, CO
CENTENNIAL, CO
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
