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North Woods Nonsense

By Andrew Ross


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CAST:  Flexible cast of 23
SET:  Simple interior sets
TIME:  About 90 minutes
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Here’s the perfect play for any director looking for a hilarious full length to pull together with minimal rehearsal time.  The fast action centers round a run-down hotel lobby in Moose Bottom Lake in northern Maine, where handyman Pete has written a newspaper article about Bigfoot kidnapping a local resident.  Did we mention the story is complete fiction and was published in that tacky tabloid, “The National Divulger”?  Nevertheless, the rumored sighting of Sasquatch provides the perfect excuse for Birch and Pine, assistants to the worst congressman in history, to suggest a trip to the senator.  They have spent their careers trying to hide the inept congressman so he won’t speak in public and divulge his ludicrous ideas, such as turning the Grand Canyon into a giant lake!  But with reporters hot on the congressman’s trail and lunatic guests pursuing Bigfoot, you can imagine the zany fun that converges at the hotel...  especially when Pete decides the guests really should get a chance to see Bigfoot!  Divided into several short scenes for rehearsal purposes, directors will love the character scene breakdown in the script to ensure every rehearsal is both productive and manageable!

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AUBURN MIDDLE SCHOOL
AUBURN, ME
DAKOTA CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
CORSICA, SD
DOMINION CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
MARIETTA, GA
THE MASTERS STUDY
INDIANAPOLIS, IN
OLD COLONY R/V/T HIGH SCHOOL
ROCHESTER, MA
CLARION-GOLDFIELD-DOWS CSD
CLARION, IA
BOE OF SCHOOL DISTRICT #57
PRINCE GEORGE, BC  CANADA
JASON SLAWSON
MEDFORD, OR
SHELLY MCPHAUL
POULAN, GA
CLINTON CENTRAL JR/SR HS
MICHIGANTOWN, IN
ROSEANNE EVANS
ANDERSON, IN
MOORE COUNTY SCHOOLS
CARTHAGE, NC
JACKSON STREET SCHOOL
YREKA, CA
RIVERSIDE SCHOOL DISTRICT
CHATTAROY, WA
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The clever and intelligent play touches on the themes of politics, preservation of nature versus development and urban versus backwoods life, all wrapped up within and sometimes hidden by real comedy. Sue Nevins, Northfield News, Northfield, VT


 
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