CAST: 5M, 5F
SET: Interior living room set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$7.75 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior living room set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$7.75 each
ROYALTY:
$50 First Performance
$50 Each Additional Performance
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Remember the old detective movies with the theme, ’Crime Doesn’t Pay’? None of them put the criminal through these hilarious circumstances! When a slick, stylish safecracker breaks into the house of the vacationing Mason family, he confronts problems he never had to deal with. While he is busy with the wall safe, Mr. Mason’s niece arrives with her confused fiancé and mistakes the burglar for her uncle. He is then interrupted by another unannounced arrival and then another. Soon our surprised burglar is in the middle of a heated family squabble, acting as marriage counselor and psychologist to an entire crew of crazies! The lines fairly crackle with wit and humor, and the role of the burglar provides a fine showcase for the comedic talents of any actor.
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BECCA MOWREY
SOUTHBURY, CT
SOUTHBURY, CT
NORTH CENTRAL LOCAL SD
CRESTON, OH
CRESTON, OH
MIDDLEBURGH CSD
MIDDLEBURGH, NY
MIDDLEBURGH, NY
WESTLAKE HIGH SCHOOL
SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT
SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT
JOHN F. PARKER MIDDLE SCHOOL
TAUNTON, MA
TAUNTON, MA
JOEL P. JENSEN MIDDLE SCHOOL
WEST JORDAN, UT
WEST JORDAN, UT
LAVAL HIGH SCHOOL
PLACENTIA, NL CANADA
PLACENTIA, NL CANADA
ASHLEY PUBLIC SCHOOL DISTRICT
ASHLEY, ND
ASHLEY, ND
MADISON HIGH SCHOOL
REXBURG, ID
REXBURG, ID
TREUTLEN COUNTY BOARD OF EDUC
SOPERTON, GA
SOPERTON, GA
FORDYCE CIVIC CENTER
FORDYCE, AR
FORDYCE, AR
BAY D'ESPOIR ACADEMY
ST ALBANS, NL CANADA
ST ALBANS, NL CANADA
LINDA LEITNER
ALBUQUERQUE, NM
ALBUQUERQUE, NM
LEGACY CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
FRISCO, TX
FRISCO, TX
VAENIECE DAVIS
MCCOOL JUNCTION, NE
MCCOOL JUNCTION, NE
PETER HILLIER
SPRINGDALE, NL CANADA
SPRINGDALE, NL CANADA
BRENDA DANIELS
MALAD, ID
MALAD, ID
CARTHAGE IMPROVEMENT ASSOC
CARTHAGE, SD
CARTHAGE, SD
NORTH CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL
INDIANAPOLIS, IN
INDIANAPOLIS, IN
TROPIC STAR RV RESORT
PHARR, TX
PHARR, TX
RUTH STOCKFISH
LITTLE BRITAIN, ON CANADA
LITTLE BRITAIN, ON CANADA
BRIAN FRISHMAN
GRASS VALLEY, CA
GRASS VALLEY, CA
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