CAST: 5M, 5F
SET: Interior living room set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$8.25 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
SET: Interior living room set
TIME: About 45 minutes
Script:
$8.25 each
ROYALTY:
$55 First Performance
$55 Each Additional Performance
Remember the old detective movies with the theme, ’Crime Doesn’t Pay’? None of them put the criminal through these hilarious circumstances! When a slick, stylish safecracker breaks into the house of the vacationing Mason family, he confronts problems he never had to deal with. While he is busy with the wall safe, Mr. Mason’s niece arrives with her confused fiancé and mistakes the burglar for her uncle. He is then interrupted by another unannounced arrival and then another. Soon our surprised burglar is in the middle of a heated family squabble, acting as marriage counselor and psychologist to an entire crew of crazies! The lines fairly crackle with wit and humor, and the role of the burglar provides a fine showcase for the comedic talents of any actor.
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CLAVET COMPOSITE SCHOOL
CLAVET, SK CANADA
CLAVET, SK CANADA
WEST NIAGARA SECONDARY SCHOOL
LINCOLN, ON CANADA
LINCOLN, ON CANADA
FRANCIS VOURI
ROSEVILLE, CA
ROSEVILLE, CA
KAVOD SENIOR LIFE
DENVER, CO
DENVER, CO
GLENDALE SCIENCES & TECH SCH
RED DEER, AB CANADA
RED DEER, AB CANADA
MOUNT UNION DISTRICT OFFICE
MOUNT UNION, PA
MOUNT UNION, PA
LAFAYETTE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
LAGRANGE, GA
LAGRANGE, GA
GRACE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL
MANKATO, MN
MANKATO, MN
WALLA WALLA HIGH SCHOOL
WALLA WALLA, WA
WALLA WALLA, WA
BECCA MOWREY
SOUTHBURY, CT
SOUTHBURY, CT
NORWAYNE LOCAL SD
CRESTON, OH
CRESTON, OH
MIDDLEBURGH CSD
MIDDLEBURGH, NY
MIDDLEBURGH, NY
WESTLAKE HIGH SCHOOL
SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT
SARATOGA SPRINGS, UT
JOHN F. PARKER MIDDLE SCHOOL
TAUNTON, MA
TAUNTON, MA
JOEL P. JENSEN MIDDLE SCHOOL
WEST JORDAN, UT
WEST JORDAN, UT
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PLACENTIA, NL CANADA
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ASHLEY, ND
ASHLEY, ND
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TREUTLEN COUNTY BOARD OF EDUC
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FORDYCE, AR
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Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.