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The Internal Teen Machine

Book by Tim Kelly
Music and lyrics by Bill Francoeur


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CAST:  Flexible cast of 24 (about 6M, 10F, plus 8 roles that
can be any) optional chorus, extras
SET:  Simple set
TIME:  About 90 minutes
Script:
$9.00 each (Click for more items) Piano score:  $30.00 each
Vocal score:  $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $85.00
CD sampler P:  $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance:  $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Bass, Percussion]:  $8.00 each


ROYALTY:
$100 First Performance
$100 Each Additional Performance

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Here’s an easy-to-produce musical!  It takes place inside the body of a high school student.  Yes, that’s right...  INSIDE!!!  Marc Williams always starts to sneeze whenever he sees a certain girl he likes.  Unfortunately for several students, Marc ’s sneezes go too far.  The teens, who were shrunk in a fluke nasal spray accident, are swooped into his nasal passages and thrown into his body’s dark interior.  How will Chad, Mindy, Lavinia, Danny and Julia, the prom queen wannabe, escape?  In their attempts, they elude evil bacteria and take a rafting trip through the circulatory system on a toothpick.  Watch the good white and red blood cells battle hostile intruders.  What about the sleeping foot that won’t wake up?  And when Marc pigs out on a pineapple and double cheese and chili pizza, it’s a ride on the "Indigestion Express."  Enjoy an exhilarating score, including a flu bug that imitates Elvis Presley!  Hit songs include "Heartburn Hotel," "Smoke Gets In Your Lungs," and the hilarious "Sour Belly Blues."


Additional products available:
Piano score:  $30.00 each
Vocal score:  $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $85.00
CD sampler P:  $4.00 each
DVD of amateur performance:  $10.00 each
Orchestral Parts [Bass, Percussion]:  $8.00 each

The Internal Teen Machine

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INDIEROR
CHAVES, VILA REAL  PORTUGAL
CAL YOUNG MIDDLE SCHOOL
EUGENE, OR
CROTON CHILDREN'S THEATRE
CROTON ON HUDSON, NY
IMMANUEL LUTHERAN SCHOOL
LEWISTON, MN
OUR LADY OF PERPETUAL HELP
WINDSOR, ON  CANADA
PILOT BUTTE SCHOOL
PILOT BUTTE, SK  CANADA
RAINBOW THEATRE
READING, PA
ST JOSEPH SCHOOL
WAUWATOSA, WI
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These monologs are superb for acting exercises, speech and drama contests or auditions.  Each monolog characterization focuses on a topic of interest to middle school and high school teens. 
Funny Business
This overview of high and low comedy defines all comedy genres:  absurdism, tragicomedy, farce, and melodrama.  A discussion precedes each type of comedy illustrated, explaining the comic devices used. 
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Internal Teen Machine
Sour Belly Blues
You Can Call Me Honey Bun
Smoke Gets in Your Lungs
Can You Feel It In Your Bones?
Call of the Wild
Full Alert
Ain't Life Peculiar
Heartburn Hotel
I'm Shrinking Fast
Hear what directors and critics are saying:

It’s a classic!  The kids love it! Ross Sisco, Our Lady of Perpetual Help, Windsor, ON


 
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To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production.  As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member.  Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space.  Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.

IMPORTANT:
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  • A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
  • All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
  • There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.

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