CAST: Flexible cast of 12-60
SET: Bare stage
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$9.00 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
SET: Bare stage
TIME: About 90 minutes
Script:
$9.00 each Director’s book: $27.50 each
ROYALTY:
$70 First Performance
$70 Each Additional Performance
Who knew that ancient pickup lines were as cheesy as today’s?! This zany romp through history is a fun, fast-paced look at the woes and wonders of dating through the ages.
Professor Curio — with the help of his spirited partner, Professor Amoré — leads the audience on a chronological journey through time from early nomads and cavemen and women all the way to computer dating in the twenty-first century! With stops at ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian civilizations, then hitting Medieval and Colonial times, the scholarly hosts lead the audience through more modern decades like the Roaring 20s and the Nifty 50s. Full of fun scenes, crazy characters, sight gags, and physical comedy, you’ll especially love the breakup via 80s mixtape and the grand finale: a speed-dating-themed recap!
With plenty of roles, everyone can have their moment in the spotlight and join the fun of playing one or more lovelorn characters!
Professor Curio — with the help of his spirited partner, Professor Amoré — leads the audience on a chronological journey through time from early nomads and cavemen and women all the way to computer dating in the twenty-first century! With stops at ancient Greek, Roman, and Egyptian civilizations, then hitting Medieval and Colonial times, the scholarly hosts lead the audience through more modern decades like the Roaring 20s and the Nifty 50s. Full of fun scenes, crazy characters, sight gags, and physical comedy, you’ll especially love the breakup via 80s mixtape and the grand finale: a speed-dating-themed recap!
With plenty of roles, everyone can have their moment in the spotlight and join the fun of playing one or more lovelorn characters!
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $27.50 each
Director’s book: $27.50 each
The History of Dating
Production Photos




ST MARY'S CATHOLIC SCHOOL
NATCHITOCHES, LA
NATCHITOCHES, LA
MILTON HIGH SCHOOL
MILTON, FL
MILTON, FL
EDWARD LITTLE HIGH SCHOOL
AUBURN, ME
AUBURN, ME
GALLATIN HIGH SCHOOL
GALLATIN, MO
GALLATIN, MO
EDMONTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS
EDMONTON, AB CANADA
EDMONTON, AB CANADA
OSAGE COUNTY R-III SD
WESTPHALIA, MO
WESTPHALIA, MO
LINDSEY GALLES
YUMA, CO
YUMA, CO
CANDLEWICK PRODUCTIONS/PLAYERS
LA RIVIERE, MB CANADA
LA RIVIERE, MB CANADA
STACY GALVAN
TULARE, CA
TULARE, CA
ALICIA KINDELL
KAPITI COAST NEW ZEALAND
KAPITI COAST NEW ZEALAND
HEATHER DUNHAM
TAUNTON, MA
TAUNTON, MA
IMMANUEL LUTHERAN CHURCH & SCH
WASHINGTON, MO
WASHINGTON, MO
NORTH HARRISON HIGH SCHOOL
RAMSEY, IN
RAMSEY, IN
CANDICE BOSMA
SUNNYSIDE, WA
SUNNYSIDE, WA
SHERI CASTILLO
BUCKEYE, AZ
BUCKEYE, AZ
ELKO COUNTY SCHOOL DIST
ELKO, NV
ELKO, NV
PALESTINE COMMUNITY SCHL DIST
PALESTINE, IL
PALESTINE, IL
WESTERN HIGH SCHOOL
PARMA, MI
PARMA, MI
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E-Views deliver a non-printable, complete preview script to your Pioneer library for reading anytime. Click on ORDER THIS TITLE, then select ELECTRONIC PREVIEW SCRIPT. Learn more about creating an E-view library here.
For production: E-Scripts
Our Get It Soon delivery option allows you to download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks within one business day of placing your order. This delivery option is available to schools and organizations with a business address and requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast. It does not require pre-payment of your order and/or royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. As you check out, make sure to specify that your address is a business address so you can select Get It Soon as a DELIVERY OPTION.
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Our Get It Now! delivery option allows you to immediately download printable PDFs of all your production material and zip files of your music tracks. This delivery option requires the purchase of a sufficient number of scripts for your entire cast and pre-payment of your entire order, including royalties.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.
To choose this option, place your PRODUCTION ORDER normally, including the total number of scripts you need for your production. As with all production orders, you must order a minimum of one script per cast member. Then, select “Get It Now!” as your DELIVERY OPTION during checkout and enter your credit card information in the appropriate space. Make sure you specify the exact number of performances and select “Bill Now” for your royalties.
IMPORTANT:
- You will receive emailed links to download all ordered parts immediately after your order is submitted. Valid email address is required.
- A $6 e-delivery fee will be added to each order.
- All prices are the same whether traditional or digital.
- There are no returns, exchanges, or refunds on digital materials.
NOTE: If you do not wish to prepay for your entire production, use our Get It Soon delivery option and receive your digital materials within one business day.