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Haphazardly Ever After—The Musical

Book by Jeff Fluharty
Music and lyrics by Scott DeTurk


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CAST:  Flexible cast of 19-35
SET:  Interior castle set
TIME:  About 110 minutes
Script:
$9.25 each (Click for more items) Director’s book:  $27.50 each
Piano score:  $30.00 each
Vocal score:  $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $85.00
Lyric Learner™:  $55.00 each
CD sampler W:  $4.00 each


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$105 First Performance
$105 Each Additional Performance

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Guaranteed to bring a smile to your face, the musical fun in this original fractured fairy tale farce is equal only to its magical appeal and the haphazard events that lead to hysterical happily ever after! 

The mean Princess Cinnamon, the not-so-bright Princess Peppermint, the vain Prince Hairgel, and Prince Slacker are obnoxious, bratty adult children who do not live up to their royal titles — and they still live at home!  The king and queen try everything to help their children grow up and move out, but nothing seems to work.  After hiring a therapist, bringing in teachers, and even trying to marry off their children, the king and queen are ready for a happily-ever-after that doesn’t involve their children living at home.  They call upon a fairy godmother to help quiet the castle.  But who knew hiring a fairy godmother came at such a ridiculous price?  And the permits required are outrageous!  The king and queen decide to create a do-it-yourself fairy tale...  and chaos ensues!  Nothing goes as planned and musical, comical, royal chaos ensues.  But despite the king and queen’s DIY failure, the princes and princesses just might have been changed for the better. 

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Additional products available:
Director’s book:  $27.50 each
Piano score:  $30.00 each
Vocal score:  $12.50 each
Vocal/Performance music tracks:  $85.00
Lyric Learner™:  $55.00 each
CD sampler W:  $4.00 each

Haphazardly Ever After — The Musical

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ERIN ENGSTROM
SANFORD, NC
MICHELINA BEAM
NORTH BAY, ON  CANADA
HOLY SPIRIT CATHOLIC SCH DIV
LETHBRIDGE, AB  CANADA
WAGON WHEEL CTR FOR THE ARTS
WARSAW, IN
NEWTONS GROVE SCHOOL
MISSISSAUGA, ON  CANADA
INDEPENDENCE MIDDLE SCHOOL
INDEPENDENCE, OH
PCM COMMUNITY SCHOOLS
MONROE, IA
CAPAC COMMUNITY SCHOOLS
CAPAC, MI
JACKSONVILLE PERFORMING ARTS
JACKSONVILLE, NC
ECOLE DICKINSFIELD SCHOOL
FORT MCMURRAY, AB  CANADA
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Haphazardly Ever After
Why Was I Born into This Family
Pushed This Shrink to the Brink
Their Suitors Never Suit Me
Unteachable
Does Somebody Need a Little Magic
The Enchanted Depot
The Fairy Tale Book
The Spell to End All Spells
Love and Happiness
 
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