This easily-staged parody promises hilarious holiday entertainment with a bit of irreverent humor!  Bitter Ebenezer runs Scrooge and Marley Cosmetics without the help of his business partner Marley, who had tragically died from a reaction to their new anti-aging cream.  (Their makeup also disfigured Tiny Kim so badly she now wears a paper bag over her head!)  The only thing Scrooge likes about Christmas is that he makes a small fortune selling cheaply made, but expensively priced cosmetics.  When Marley’s ghost appears, she reveals that she’s doomed to wander for eternity chaining together Mall-Mart carts.  It seems the “Big Guy” gets a 75% discount at Mall-Mart in exchange for free ghostly labor!  Worse, she reveals that Scrooge’s name has suddenly appeared on a Coshko smock!  Can Scrooge avert a similar fate?  Three loony ghostly visits follow, with zany characters determined to change Scrooge’s outlook on life before it’s too late.  Clever and witty, your audiences will be holding their sides with laughter!