A Musical Tragical Comedy in Two and a Half Acts
Book by Charlie Lovett
Music and lyrics by Bill Francoeur
CAST: Flexible cast of 36 (20M, 6F, plus 10 roles that can be either), chorus, optional doubling
SET: Basic representational set
TIME: About 120 minutes
Script: $6.75 Director’s book: $20.00
Piano score: $25.00
Vocal score: $8.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $65.00
CD sampler E: $4.00
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00
E-view script also available
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$90 Each Additional Performance
SET: Basic representational set
TIME: About 120 minutes
Script: $6.75 Director’s book: $20.00
Piano score: $25.00
Vocal score: $8.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $65.00
CD sampler E: $4.00
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00
E-view script also available
ROYALTY:
$95 First Performance
$90 Each Additional Performance
This hilarious musical spoof puts the “shake” in Shakespeare! With the help of a group of quarreling chorus members — Oregano, Carpaccio, Risotto, Prosciutto, Antipasto, Pesto, Mayo and Romano — we get a deliciously funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet. Their comedic and intelligent commentary seasons the show with laughter galore so actors and audience alike won’t even realize they’re learning about Shakespeare! The stage is set in modern-day New York City, where clerks of the swanky Montague’s Department store and the second-rate Capulet’s Discount Mart meet in the street to trade insults. Words are their daggers, so watch out, you might die laughing! Read more...
Additional products available:
Director’s book: $20.00
Piano score: $25.00
Vocal score: $8.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $65.00
CD sampler E: $4.00
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00
E-view script also available
Director’s book: $20.00
Piano score: $25.00
Vocal score: $8.00
Production-rehearsal CD set: $65.00
CD sampler E: $4.00
DVD of amateur performance: $10.00
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I, Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]: $6.00
E-view script also available




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KEEFE TECHNICAL SCHOOL
FRMINGHAM, MA
FRMINGHAM, MA
GILBERTSVILLE-MOUNT UPTON ELEM
GILBERTSVILLE, NY
GILBERTSVILLE, NY
ARCHBISHOP RIORDAN HIGH SCHOOL
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
SAN FRANCISCO, CA
DAVIS COUNTY MIDDLE SCHOOL
BLOOMFIELD, IA
BLOOMFIELD, IA
ENCORE THEATER COMPANY
DOUGLASSVILLE, PA
DOUGLASSVILLE, PA
KUNSMILLER CREATIVE ARTS ACAD
DENVER, CO
DENVER, CO
VALLEY HIGH SCHOOL
ORDERVILLE, UT
ORDERVILLE, UT
MICHELINA BEAM
NORTH BAY, ON CANADA
NORTH BAY, ON CANADA
FORBUSH MIDDLE SCHOOL
EAST BEND, NC
EAST BEND, NC
HONG KONG 3 ARTS MUSICAL INST.
HONG KONG, HONG KONG
HONG KONG, HONG KONG
CEDARVIEW MIDDLE SCHOOL
OTTAWA, ON, CANADA
OTTAWA, ON, CANADA
PONTOTOC COMMUNITY THEATRE
PONTOTOC, MS
PONTOTOC, MS
ROSEDALE ELEM & JUNIOR HIGH
CALGARY, AB, CANADA
CALGARY, AB, CANADA
AUBURN ACTORS THEATRE
AUBURN, IN
AUBURN, IN
MOUNT AVIAT ACADEMY
CHILDS, MD
CHILDS, MD
ST MARYS JUNIOR SCHOOL
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA
JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA
FIRE MOUNTAIN ARTS COUNCIL
MORTON, WA
MORTON, WA
ST PATRICK SCHOOL
HUDSON, WI
HUDSON, WI
WATERTOWN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
WATERTOWN, TN
WATERTOWN, TN
TAIPEI AMERICAN SCHOOL
TAIPEI, TAIWAN, ROC
TAIPEI, TAIWAN, ROC
STONEBRIDGE PUBLIC SCHOOL
MARKHAM, ON, CANADA
MARKHAM, ON, CANADA
ST CECILIA SCHOOL
ROCKAWAY, NJ
ROCKAWAY, NJ
ST LUCIE WEST CENTENNIAL HS
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL
PORT SAINT LUCIE, FL
PROVIDENCE CHRISTIAN ACADEMY
LILBURN, GA
LILBURN, GA
HIGHLAND SCHOOL
CHESHIRE, CT
CHESHIRE, CT
LAKES DISTRICT SEC SCHOOL
BURNS LAKE, BC, CANADA
BURNS LAKE, BC, CANADA
WILDE LAKE MIDDLE SCHOOL
COLUMBIA, MD
COLUMBIA, MD
HOUSTON HIGH SCHOOL
HOUSTON, OH
HOUSTON, OH
FREDERICA ACADEMY
ST SIMONS ISLAND, GA
ST SIMONS ISLAND, GA
OLD ORCHARD THEATRE
CHATTAROY, WA
CHATTAROY, WA
BEAUMONT COMMUNITY PLAYERS
BEAUMONT, TX
BEAUMONT, TX
LOS ALISOS INTERMEDIATE SCH
MISSION VIEJO, CA
MISSION VIEJO, CA
HOLY FAMILY SCHOOL
ROCKLAND, MA
ROCKLAND, MA
DAVID’S STAR LUTHERAN SCHOOL
JACKSON, WI
JACKSON, WI
CORNWALLIS JR HIGH SCHOOL
HALIFAX, NS, CANADA
HALIFAX, NS, CANADA
WOODSTOWN MIDDLE SCHOOL
WOODSTOWN, NJ
WOODSTOWN, NJ
ST JAMES SCHOOL
MANCHESTER, CT
MANCHESTER, CT
TRINITY SCHOOL
ELLICOTT CITY, MD
ELLICOTT CITY, MD
MYERS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL
MUNCY, PA
MUNCY, PA
ST PETER SCHOOL
JEFFERSON CITY, MO
JEFFERSON CITY, MO
ST JOHN VIANNEY SCHOOL
ALLENTOWN, PA
ALLENTOWN, PA
CARROLL COUNTY ARTS COUNCIL
WESTMINSTER, MD
WESTMINSTER, MD
WAH YAN COLLEGE
KOWLOON, HONG KONG
KOWLOON, HONG KONG
TREGO COMMUNITY HIGH SCHOOL
WAKEENEY, KS
WAKEENEY, KS
YATES COUNTY ARTS CENTER
PENN YAN, NY
PENN YAN, NY
FRIONA FINE ARTS COUNCIL
FRIONA, TX
FRIONA, TX
BOERNE COMMUNITY THEATRE
BOERNE, TX
BOERNE, TX
CAYMAN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL
GRAND CAYMAN, CAYMAN ISLANDS
GRAND CAYMAN, CAYMAN ISLANDS
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Looks fun, funny, entertaining and educational all in one fell swoop! Valerie O’Riordan, Archbishop Riordan High School, San Francisco, CA
The audience laughed until they almost died from this funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet. Jodi Hoyt, Southern Utah News, Kanab, UT
This musical is filled with fun, catchy songs and exciting dance. It is an entertaining treat for audiences of all ages. 7th Space Interactive, Hong Kong


