Romeo and Harriet     Romeo and Harriet

A Musical Tragical Comedy in Two and a Half Acts


Book by Charlie Lovett
Music and lyrics by Bill Francoeur

Cast:  Flexible cast of 36 or fewer (about 20M, 6F & 10 that
can be either), chorus, doubling possible
Set:  Basic representational set
Time:  About 2 hours

Script:  $6.25           Move your mouse here to see additional items Piano score:  $20.00
Vocal score:  $8.00
Production/rehearsal CD set:  $65.00
CD sampler E:  $4.00
Orchestral Parts [Alto sax, Tenor sax, Baritone sax, Recorder/flute, Trumpet I,
Trumpet II, Trombone, Bass, Guitar, Percussion]:  $6.00

Royalty:  $90 First performance/$80 Each additional performance

This hilarious musical spoof puts the shake in Shakespeare!  With the help of a group of quarreling chorus members — Oregano, Carpaccio, Risotto, Prosciutto, Antipasto, Pesto, Mayo and Romano — we get a deliciously funny spoof of Romeo and Juliet.  Their comedic and intelligent commentary seasons the show with laughter galore so actors and audience alike wont even realize theyre learning about Shakespeare!  The stage is set in modern-day New York City, where clerks of the swanky Montagues Department store and the second-rate Capulets Discount Mart meet in the street to trade insults.  Words are their daggers, so watch out, you might die laughing!  Naturally, the heirs to these two retail empires, Romeo and Harriet, fall in love, but dont think you know the rest...  this musical has a happy ending!  Humph.  Call yourself a tragedy, exclaims Oregano at the end of the show, disappointed to find no dead bodies.  Nope, its pure comedy with pie fights in place of duels, a nurse obsessed with paper cuts, Romeo dressed in a white leisure suit à la John Travolta and an outrageous parody of the most romantic scene in literature.  A fun, eclectic collection of musical numbers underscores all this hilarity, including a number in iambic pentameter!  It would be a real tragedy to miss out on this one!

Click here for a fun and educational study guide for Romeo and Harriet.


Song samples
Romeo and Harriet

Iambic Pentameter

What Say You?

'Tis a Night at the Globe

She/He Loves Me

Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow

A Curse Upon This Lad

Wedding Bells

Tragical Comedy Night

Different versions of the same or similar story:
Romeo and Juliet
Romeo and Winifred


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Charlie Lovett



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