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You Ain't
Nothin' But A Werewolf
A Hair-Raisin' Musical Spoof in Two Acts
Book By TIM KELLY,
Music & Lyrics By BILL FRANCOEUR
Cast: Extremely Flexible Cast of About 30 (Roughly 10M, 20W,
Doubling Possible), Plus Chorus and Extras
Set: Several Simple Sets
Time: About 2 Hours
Pricing: $5.50 Per Script ($90 Royalty First Performance, $75
Each Additional)
Additional Materials: Piano/Conductor Score $20, Orchestral Parts
$5 Each (Bass, Percussion),
Vocal Score $8, Production/Rehearsal CD
Set $65, Video Tape Rental
$10.
Life at Riverdale
High is hard for our hero Rupert Lydecker. Most everyone, except
the compassionate Claudia, considers him a loser. But we all
know he's not. He's just terribly unsure of himself. So he takes
it upon himself to visit the eerie hilltop asylum of the old
and ancient Doctor Murdock Dangerfield. This creepy place is
filled with the doc's kooky experiments, everything from a two-headed
teenager to a malfunctioning robot. A youth serum, in fact, has
left our elderly scientist looking 14 years old! Hoping to change
his personality, Rupert gulps down some icky goop, and we get
to witness an amazing transformation: boy to hairy 'n scary beast!!!
Talk about a confused teenager! Rupert's peculiar drink was Werewolf
Juice. Now enveloped in a new and exciting physical setting,
our revitalized and confident Rupert hurries to the rockin' and
rollin' Teen Canteen and punches out the school bully. He's soon
discovered by Daisy, a musical talent scout, and the fun roars
on like a hot rod. Will Rupert return to being a normal teenager?
(If there is such a thing!) Will Rupert and Claudia come to realize
they were meant for one another? Will your audience ever stop
laughing?! A feast full of chewed bones and upbeat tunes spark
this guaranteed hit: "Golly! Golly!," "Blue Suede
Paws," "Teenhappy Moon," "All Messed Up"
and the comically passionate "Those Eyes, Those Lips, That
Face." Many small roles require only a minimum of rehearsal
time. A spoof of the 1950's grade B horror films, this low budget
show needs only a few chairs and tables for props. You'll froth
at the mouth if you miss this howling success. Ow-Woooooooo!
(Also available
as a one act musical.)
On
a Dark and Stormy Night
Golly,
Golly
Blue
Suede Paws
Those
Eyes, Those Lips, That Face
You
Ain't Nothin' But a Werewolf
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