Short comedy scripts

By Keith Jackson

Jokes! Jokes! Jokes! It’s the classic situation. A young substitute teacher, Miss Quackenbush, turns up at the Little Red Schoolhouse and finds her class is comprised of the dumbest (and funniest) pupils found anywhere. The previous teacher had a nervous breakdown. No wonder! With things like mice in lunch boxes and a student with the measles, anything more will drive you crazy! Unless the likable but dim-bulbed pupils can pass a simple exam, they won’t advance to the next grade. The daffy answers they give to the questions are uproariously funny. Find out why the pupils don’t want to be ’promoted’ and why Miss Quackenbush has to find some way to get rid of them. The comedy is designed to accommodate any special casting needs. Read more...

GORTON JR HIGH SCHOOL
WARWICK, RI

TWIN SPRUCE JHS
GILLETTE, WY

HARRISON HIGH SCHOOL
HARRISON, AR

OUR LADY QUEEN OF PEACE CATH
RIDGEWOOD, TX

SLIDELL JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
SLIDELL, LA

HORACE MANN MIDDLE SCHOOL
FRANKLIN, MA

GEORGE WALTON ACADEMY
MONROE, GA

CITY OF SAFETY HARBOR
SAFETY HARBOR, FL

PATHWAYS ACADEMY
DANBURY, CT

GEYSER PUBLIC SCHOOL
GEYSER, MT

PAIDEIA HIGH SCHOOL
VALLEY, WA

HUDSON HIGH SCHOOL
HUDSON, FL

BUTTE HIGH SCHOOL
ARCO, ID

ST MARYS CATHOLIC SCHOOL
VEGREVILLE, AB, CANADA

RAY HENDERSON
STURTEVANT, WI

ST PATRICK-ST VINCENT HS
VALLEJO, CA

HARDING ACADEMY OF MEMPHIS
MEMPHIS, TN

IMMANUEL LUTHERAN SCHOOL
LAKEFIELD, MN

UMEI CHRISTIAN HIGH SCHOOL
LEAMINGTON, ON, CANADA

THEATRE AURORA YOUNG COMPANY
AURORA, ON, CANADA

WILSON HALL SCHOOL
SUMTER, SC

CHAZY CENTRAL SCHOOL
CHAZY, NY

BETTY VICK
WHARTON, TX

ACADEMY OF MUSIC INC
MURRIETA, CA

LYNNHAVEN MIDDLE SCHOOL
VIRGINIA BEACH, VA

JEFFERSON DAVIS ACADEMY
BLACKVILLE, SC

CARNEGIE SCHOOLS
CARNEGIE, OK

THE KING’S ACADEMY
FLORENCE, SC

EDMUND BURKE ACADEMY
WAYNESBORO, GA

CARDIGAN MOUNTAIN SCHOOL
CANAAN, NH

INDEPENDENCE HIGH SCHOOL
COLDWATER, MS

LAKE POINTE ACADEMY
LAKE WYLIE, SC

RED HILL JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL
BRIDGEPORT, IL

CHARLES R DREW MIDDLE SCHOOL
LINCOLN, AL

RIVER SCHOOL
SODUS, MI

PORTER-GAUD SCHOOL
CHARLESTON, SC

QUINCY VALLEY SCHOOL
QUINCY, WA

ST FRANCIS XAVIER SCHOOL
WINOOSKI, VT

COLONEL RICHARDSON MIDDLE SCH
FEDERALSBURG, MD

ST MARY’S SCHOOL
POMPTON LAKES, NJ

FULTON SCHOOL
HEATH, TX

ALL SAINTS EPISCOPAL SCHOOL
TYLER, TX

ST ELIZABETH ANN SETON SCHOOL
EDMOND, OK

HETTINGER HIGH SCHOOL
HETTINGER, ND

NEWCASTLE PUBLIC SCHOOLS
NEWCASTLE, NE

PONCA PUBLIC SCHOOLS
PONCA, NE

CARTHAGE IMPROVEMENT ASSOC
CARTHAGE, SD

MANOR MIDDLE SCHOOL
KILLEEN, TX

ROSSFORD RECREATION DEPARTMENT
ROSSFORD, OH

THE NEW ACADEMY
WINDERMERE, FL

BATES MIDDLE SCHOOL
ANNAPOLIS, MD

SEVEN HILLS ACADEMY
TALLAHASSEE, FL

TONKAWA HIGH SCHOOL
TONKAWA, OK

REVELSTOKE SECONDARY SCHOOL
REVELSTOKE, BC, CANADA

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